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Gus' sweet Arkie was left standing at the alter

Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am
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Me and my Arkie, we was as fond as we could be
We was set to marry in December '17
I set my sights to courtin' her, as fine as she could be
I swear I love that Waffle House on Martin Luther King

But that job at the Aubie, I figured it was time to leave
Planned a hurry-up divorce, inviting friends and family
Everything was fine, smoozing Arkie PTB’s
I’d forgotten ‘bout my best friends, me myself & Jimmy Sexty

And my sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar

My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar

Arkansas had taken ill, I was several miles from home
Fatbert eatin’ fart’n wobblin’ fallin’, now he gone
Sweet Arkansas, she asked me to walk her to the door
As innocent as children before I was an Auburn whore

But my sweet Arkie got left standing at the altar

My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar

Lord have mercy for what we done
Ham and cheese omelet scattered smothered covered chunked
Neither of us liked the Waffle House on Dickson Street
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16663 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am to
Auburn losing to LSU was bad enough.

Now you're trolling..Arkansas?
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30100 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:56 am to
Ark fans are sad since gus turned them down
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17757 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:56 am to
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:57 am to
quote:

Auburn losing to LSU was bad enough.

Now you're trolling..Arkansas?




Harry never fails to catch at least one
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51827 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:58 am to
quote:

Auburn losing to LSU was bad enough.

Now you're trolling..Arkansas?


OP is a tard. And an arky fan.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
20004 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 10:34 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 11:49 am to
I'm a poet

I'm a prophet in my own land
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12635 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:13 pm to
I'm not sure if I need to upvote or downvote. I guess I'll abstain.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25202 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Ark fans are sad since gus turned them down



Oh yeah, you betcha. I guarantee we are all crying tears just as big as horse turds over not getting him.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12635 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Ark fans are sad since gus turned them down


Not all of us. Gus is a good coach and a good fit at Auburn. There would just be too much drama if he was our coach. Glad it worked out this way for Hogs and Aubs. Hopefully Morris will move us back in the right direction.
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
36467 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Harry never fails to catch at least one

Cut a helluva lot of bait to only hook one tho.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13347 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

I'm a poet

I'm a prophet in my own land


Deleted. rockiee says I are dum.
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 12:39 pm
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

troyt37


Delete that
Posted by SanAntoneAg
Alamo City
Member since Dec 2017
1753 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:28 pm to
I'm glad Arkansas was finally able to find a rival.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13347 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Delete that


Will that one get me in trouble? Which part?
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:34 pm to
quote:



Will that one get me in trouble? Which part?


Not in trouble, you just didn't analysis this situation correctly. Trust me.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:36 pm to
Don't listen to rockiee he's a troll. Do your thing
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Don't listen to rockiee he's a troll


What? I'm just a simple LSU fan.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:38 pm to
You son of a bitch
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