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Grinders: some information to help you make the most of your time in Texas
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:34 pm
1. If you eat BBQ while in B/CS, my advice to is go with Fargo's or C&J's. (I should warn you that you might have to eat next to...how should I say this?...all kinds of people while in Texas. I realize that this might make you uncomfortable, but that's just, like, well, your fault).
2. While in Texas, feel free to enjoy a visit to any one of our fine dental establishments.
3. If the dental work you need is too extensive to fit into your visit, you might also take in some of the sites. We have these really cool super high tech devices that are like little moving sidewalks, so that you can run while staying in one spot, all while indoors. Try to take in a mile. It probably won't kill you, you know.
4. If a mile run does send your fat arse into myocardial infarction, we have hospitals in this state, so that might be convenient for you.
We look forward to hosting our fine friends from Mississippi. Have a safe trip, and good luck.
2. While in Texas, feel free to enjoy a visit to any one of our fine dental establishments.
3. If the dental work you need is too extensive to fit into your visit, you might also take in some of the sites. We have these really cool super high tech devices that are like little moving sidewalks, so that you can run while staying in one spot, all while indoors. Try to take in a mile. It probably won't kill you, you know.
4. If a mile run does send your fat arse into myocardial infarction, we have hospitals in this state, so that might be convenient for you.
We look forward to hosting our fine friends from Mississippi. Have a safe trip, and good luck.
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:35 pm to Hugh McElroy
just remember, everythings bigger in texas
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:36 pm to Hugh McElroy
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4. If a mile run does send your fat arse into myocardial infarction, we have hospitals in this state, so that might be convenient for you.
Nice grind. Wait a minute... Wtf?
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:43 pm to Hugh McElroy
Seenyur Makelruh por' favor
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:46 pm to Hugh McElroy
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If a mile run does send your fat arse into myocardial infarction, we have hospitals in this state, so that might be convenient for you.
Challenge accepted
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:52 pm to Hugh McElroy
I looked for a bleacher report of the top 50 gay clubs in college station but I could not find anything. :(
Off to yelp
Off to yelp
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:52 pm to Hardy_Har
They do kilometers so it shouldn't be that hard
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:58 pm to Hugh McElroy
you figs are the least funny fanbase in the SEC.
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:13 pm to Slippery Slope
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you figs are the least funny fanbase in the SEC.
I love that he made a spelling error in a post trashing the state of Mississippi. The Alamo is a sight for tourists and the site of the battle by the same name.
But yeah, College station is probably as backwoods as Starkville.
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:47 pm to inelishaitrust
Been to college station. My advice would be to bring a respirator to cut down on the petrochemical fumes and leave as soon as possible
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