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re: God help me, I actually miss this beautiful bastard

Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:18 pm to
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:18 pm to
He's divorced (or divorcing), right? Probably not too late for you to get him.. you may have to have another name for it though, unless he recognizes your arse.

Do it for Vols&Shaft and get him to go back to Tennessee.
This post was edited on 10/9/17 at 9:19 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:20 pm to
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How in the hell would Tenn fans ever want Lane back?



Can you imagine hearing this guy give press conferences for your team for 4 1/2 years

Posted by mountain D values
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:22 pm to
2009 was the single most fun I've had as a VOLS fan since 2001. Lane talking shite to Urban all summer, chasing tail 7 nights a week in the old city, the BLACK jerseys on Halloween, beating the shite out of Spurrier and Richt. There was an attitude about the program (VOLS, bitch) that we had never seen under Fulmer or Majors.


It's hard to explain if you weren't along for the ride, but unless Gruden is hired, I don't think VOLS will ever love a coach more than we did Lane in 2009. We are in essence chasing the dragon trying to recapture the feels we had 8 long years ago.
This post was edited on 10/9/17 at 9:23 pm
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:23 pm to
I am quite fond of V&S but that is asking a helluva lot. What's in it for me?
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:24 pm to
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2009 was the single most fun I've had as a VOLS fan since 2001. Lane talking shite to Urban all summer, chasing tail 7 nights a week in the old city, the BLACK jerseys on Halloween, beating the shite out of Spurrier and Richt. There was an attitude about the program (VOLS, bitch) that we had never seen under Fulmer or Majors.


It's hard to explain if you weren't along for the ride, but unless Gruden is hired, I don't think VOLS will ever love a coach more than we did Lane in 2009. We are in essence chasing the dragon trying to recapture the feels we had 8 long years ago.





Best internetting year ever
Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:25 pm to
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2009 was the single most fun I've had as a VOLS fan since 2001. Lane talking shite to Urban all summer, chasing tail 7 nights a week in the old city, the BLACK jerseys on Halloween, beating the shite out of Spurrier and Richt. There was an attitude about the program (VOLS, bitch) that we had never seen under Fulmer or Majors.


It's hard to explain if you weren't along for the ride, but unless Gruden is hired, I don't think VOLS will ever love a coach more than we did Lane in 2009. We are in essence chasing the dragon trying to recapture the feels we had 8 long years ago.



My God, your program and your souls are truly broken, destroyed.
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:25 pm to
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I am quite fond of V&S but that is asking a helluva lot. What's in it for me?



I'll give you backstage passes to the Vols&Shaft show
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:26 pm to
I know Butch's god daughter's mother, strangely enough. I know more about the whole thing than most of you Tennessee fans, but sworn to secrecy. I just found this out, by the way.
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:26 pm to
Basically she'll have to contract an STD for you, and that's all you offer her?
Posted by mountain D values
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:27 pm to
And there is only one cure:












Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:27 pm to
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I know Butch's god daughter's mother, strangely enough. I know more about the whole thing than most of you Tennessee fans, but sworn to secrecy. I just found this out, by the way.



Don't, just don't.
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:27 pm to
Don't what?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:28 pm to
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Basically she'll have to contract an STD for you, and that's all you offer her?





Clearly you haven't seen tShow
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:28 pm to
I honestly kind of feel bad making fun of Lyle given what I know about him now.
Posted by dcbl
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:28 pm to
Sup baw?
Posted by Michael354
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:30 pm to
Taking Alabama down somebody said on there? Alrighty.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:31 pm to
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I honestly kind of feel bad making fun of Lyle given what I know about him now.



If he was terminally ill with a rare form of vas deferens cancer, I'd still call him a purple faced hedgehog who can take his leadership reps and shove them up his roody poo candy arse.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:32 pm to
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Taking Alabama down somebody said on there? Alrighty.



NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE OR GIVES A FLYING frick WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, GET THE frick OUT OF MY THREAD BEFORE I MESSAGE BOARD SKULL frick YOU.
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:33 pm to
You vol fans really don't deserve better... given how you treat Butch, who would want to be your coach other than a piece of shite like Kiffin or Petrino?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:36 pm to
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given how you treat Butch



Paying him 4 million/year to fail miserably? Save this poor man from the wrath of Tennessee fans
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