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re: Gary Danielson appreciation thread

Posted on 9/18/16 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24263 posts
Posted on 9/18/16 at 11:10 pm to
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Gary is always objective, unbiased, and breaks down the game in an e



He hates Alabama.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 9/18/16 at 11:13 pm to
I would rather listen to Ari Gold or whatever that Jewish guy u have that does that play by play for Bama. He actually has a fricking clue, and is more knowledgable and critical of bama than then little arse kicking bitch Danielson. Plus I never heard Gold cry and whine like a bitch like GD did in the Ole Miss game.
Posted by 12thFairway
Member since May 2015
745 posts
Posted on 9/18/16 at 11:38 pm to
Danielson has a hella hard job. CBS is an SEC Only College football network and Danielson has to play SEC politics for the network that pays him and try be objective. CBS cash cow is Alabama. Alabama has been the top television ratings draw for 9 consecutive years. Every network wants Alabama. Without Alabama the SEC on CBS is not nearly as attractive or profitable. Alabama makes it a ratings juggernaut. The network wants Danielson to be fair and objective but not to offend the the games most watched team. I think he manages to walk that tight rope as well as anyone could expect.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/18/16 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

ilikecheese


I bet ol' Gary likes cheese more than you.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/18/16 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

I would rather listen to Ari Gold or whatever that Jewish guy u have that does that play by play for Bama.


Eli Gold is pretty darn good.
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 12:38 am to
Gary is to unbiased as Butch is to good coach
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3435 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 1:09 am to
I heard Verne is actually dead and they use a sound machine with Verne recordings. The options include:

"Oh, My!"
Chortle
Guffaw
Harrumph
Mispronounce name
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30041 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 1:12 am to
Is it just me or has Gary had a ton of botox/face work done this past off season? His forehead looks awfully smooth and unmoving for a 60+ yr old man. And next time he's on screen, compare his eyebrows with those in the pics in this thread. Methinks ol' Gary may have gone a tad metro on us.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
46574 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 1:17 am to
Checking in with my new Avatar, in appreciation of the great work that Gary does on a weekly basis.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
9411 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 1:32 am to
Always objective and unbiased...
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14787 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 5:01 am to
He's the best and commentating with a Bama D lodged in his throat. I'll give him that.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15753 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 5:25 am to
He is amazing.

Speaks clearly with Saban's rod in his mouth.

Amazing!
Posted by crimson_one
Member since Oct 2012
1137 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:04 am to
Seems like some folks in this thread just plain don't like Gary. *add appropriate emojee here*
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:53 pm to
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Tuscaloosa

Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:58 pm to
Gary has GOT to be letting some really short, fat, bald, Jewish network executive abuse both his holes on a regular basis, or he would have been fired before he began. Maybe it's Verne who's doing him. I don't know.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79124 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

He hates Alabama.



He has to in order to balance out Verne's slobbering over UA
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42620 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 10:05 pm to
Gary and Verne screwed Peyton out of the Heisman. Screw Gary and Verne. Though I do admit Gary might be aight without Verne.
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9667 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 10:06 pm to
I actually like Gary going way back. He was a pretty decent qb for the lions and quite honestly the last time they were a relevant nfl team.

Then teamed up with Mike Patrick and McDonough to do espn college ball before teaming up with musberger on abc.

He's not Frank broyles or Bob griese but does a pretty good job as colour guy.
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 10:22 pm to
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Danielson has a hella hard job. CBS is an SEC Only College football network and Danielson has to play SEC politics for the network that pays him and try be objective. CBS cash cow is Alabama. Alabama has been the top television ratings draw for 9 consecutive years. Every network wants Alabama. Without Alabama the SEC on CBS is not nearly as attractive or profitable. Alabama makes it a ratings juggernaut. The network wants Danielson to be fair and objective but not to offend the the games most watched team. I think he manages to walk that tight rope as well as anyone could expect.

You almost persuaded me to stop hating the bastard. Please shut up.
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 10:23 pm to
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He's not Frank broyles or Bob griese but does a pretty good job as colour guy.

He makes my teeth hurt.
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