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re: From my cousin, pondwater jack...

Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72379 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:37 pm to
WTF?

I think my IQ dropped about 20 pts while trying to decipher that gibberish (thankfully I'm still in the low 200s).
Posted by Arkansasrazorback
Member since May 2010
9290 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:42 pm to
He's also an expert lip reader. Pondwater Jack is the most interesting man in all of the Internets
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54193 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:42 pm to
He was able to decipher that Petrino had not cursed Miles as many wrongfully assumed, but had let him know that this football season was "For you, my friend."
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:48 pm to
frick tapwater susie
Posted by Greenwood Leflore
Pea Ridge, AR
Member since Sep 2011
36 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:53 pm to
He's on the way to the state championship highschool game, said he has some good info to post tonight if they'll unlock his account.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72379 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

state championship highschool game
quote:

good info to post tonight
I have no idea how the mods could pass up a possible gold mine of info like that.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:56 pm to
How come the losers always get pissed off at me?
Posted by Greenwood Leflore
Pea Ridge, AR
Member since Sep 2011
36 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:57 pm to
He's all about LSU/GA this week.
Posted by Touchdown sWINe
Member since Mar 2011
665 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 1:00 pm to
Oh dear goodness....
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72379 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

How come the losers always get pissed off at me?
I know how you feel. Those at the bottom of the mountain are always jealous of those at the top.
Posted by Greenwood Leflore
Pea Ridge, AR
Member since Sep 2011
36 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 8:13 pm to
Ole Jack just called and said he'll have a couple more songs soon. Thought you'd like to know.

Any admins on who might allow Jack back in?
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15154 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 8:18 pm to
frick pondwater jack and his old arse..his schtick was grown tired already..i hope they keep him banned.. to you PW JACK if you are reading.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 8:26 pm to
Pondwater Jack needs his own CFB blog. Dude's hilarious.
Posted by Greenwood Leflore
Pea Ridge, AR
Member since Sep 2011
36 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 8:33 pm to
Hook 'em, what's going on with your team? Never ever thought they would be at the bottom of the great Texas barrel.

pondwater jack coached his team(very small school) to another state championship while working two other jobs and taming message board flamers across the country. Maybe the longhorns could use a coach who knows how to get the point across to his team.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 8:34 pm to
I'm all in for pondwater jack being the head coach at State when Mullen leaves.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20748 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 8:44 pm to
He gets my vote for reinstatement just for being intelligent enough to bump the original thread instead of start a new one.
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13452 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

poasters


This is always my favorite misspelled word
Posted by BarDTiger81
nurfeast lowsyana
Member since Jul 2011
15639 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 9:19 pm to
This is gold. Bring back Jack!
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19103 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

learn

how

to

fricking

spell


90% of Americans can't spell.
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
36779 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

Hook 'em, what's going on with your team? Never ever thought they would be at the bottom of the great Texas barrel.

pondwater jack coached his team(very small school) to another state championship while working two other jobs and taming message board flamers across the country. Maybe the longhorns could use a coach who knows how to get the point across to his team.


I don't believe i spoke with Jack while he was here but i'm a big fan. He should go check out the k state message board some time.
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