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Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:49 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

Someone been keepin tabs!



I was hoping that my drunken guess was accurate.

I mean, probably 65% of y'alls population lives within and east of DFW, right?
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:50 pm to
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:53 pm to
I think about 55% of Texans consider themselves "east". West Texas doesn't comprise more than 10 - 12 percent. "Central" and/or "Hill Country" can't mean more than 20%. Bottom Line = everyone east of Austin/San Antonio will admit to being "east" if one presses the issue. This includes DFW and Houston. So this includes probably at least 50% I'm thinking.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:53 pm to
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

DFW, right?


But let's not forget that Houston is larger than Dallas. That Houston is America's fourth (4th) largest city (after NYC, LA, and Chicago).
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55448 posts
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:56 pm to
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derSturm37



If you can make Shreveport -> El Paso not take 12 hours, I will officially stop shitting on the Aggies. I'll take 14 hours if you promise not to sic your state troopers on me.
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

And I thought Kentucky had a lot of inbreds....

You root for Alabama.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55448 posts
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

You root for Alabama.



I'm not from Utah, but I frick my cousins from Eutaw.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

But let's not forget that Houston is larger than Dallas. That Houston is America's fourth (4th) largest city (after NYC, LA, and Chicago).


This is the tv market that got aTm in the SEC. so yes, we know this. A lot of tv sets in Houston.
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:00 am to
quote:

If you can make Shreveport -> El Paso not take 12 hours, I will officially stop shitting on the Aggies. I'll take 14 hours if you promise not to sic your state troopers on me.

Yeah, if I thought I might invent teleportation then I would do nothing but watch more Star Trek and take out loans...

If I had control over The Texas Department of Public Safety then I would be importing cocaine on a massive basis and letting the theoretical teleportation patent drift unto untold future oblivion...
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70904 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:01 am to
Amen
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20502 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:04 am to
quote:

But let's not forget that Houston is larger than Dallas.


That doesn't really make it more desirable than Dallas, you know.
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:07 am to
quote:

That doesn't really make it more desirable than Dallas, you know.

Doesn't make Thibodueauaex, Lose-E-Anna more (nor less) desirable than London, Paris, or Belin, either, does it?

And frick Alabama!!!!!
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55448 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:09 am to
quote:

And frick Alabama!!!!!



I hope you don't wear cotton products, commie.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:10 am to
quote:

And frick Alabama!!!!!


This post was edited on 10/22/16 at 12:12 am
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4651 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:12 am to
This is a post I can get behind.

But,Bama is gonna get behind Aggie and penetrate them in a manner that makes even the Yell Leaders feel uncomfortable.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:33 am to
quote:

Why are you guys in the SEC?


Two simple words: political correctness.
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:37 am to
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Two simple words: political correctness.

Wow.

You green berets know I have a coupla AK-47s and some night vision, no?

Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:45 am to
I have two haymakers, shaving cream and a hungry, satan worshipping Lhasa Apso that uses AK's as chew toys.

This post was edited on 10/22/16 at 12:52 am
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