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For the LSU fans going to Houston: Mormon pick up lines
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:08 pm
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:08 pm
Just trying to help you guys have a good time....
This post was edited on 8/23/17 at 6:21 pm
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Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:11 pm to Monticello
What line did you use on your sister?
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:14 pm to Monticello
All that and you still have no chicks to love you.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:15 pm to NFLSU
In all seriousness you will probably have a good time. The Mormon's I know are the nicest people you will ever meet.
This matchup is funny though. I can't think of two fan bases more opposite of each other culturally.
This matchup is funny though. I can't think of two fan bases more opposite of each other culturally.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:17 pm to Monticello
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I can't think of two fan bases more opposite of each other culturally.
I know right
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:27 pm to Monticello
quote:I would have to disagree. The BYU fans I have encountered have been the biggest group of assholes of any fanbase I've seen.
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In all seriousness you will probably have a good time. The Mormon's I know are the nicest people you will ever meet
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:28 pm to Jcrew
Every Mormon I've met has been the exact opposite of what I've heard they're supposed to be like
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:32 pm to Jcrew
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I would have to disagree. The BYU fans I have encountered have been the biggest group of assholes of any fanbase I've seen.
Really? Do tell. Would they not give you a beer at their tailgate?
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:40 pm to Monticello
Have you seen the magic underwear?
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:47 pm to Monticello
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Really? Do tell. Would they not give you a beer at their tailgate?
Sure wouldn't. And I asked nicely. Actually, my last encounter was years ago when they played in Starkville. Ran into multiple fans who made the trip and our group was very courteous as most SEC school alumni would be. Zero of them were respectful. Worse than any SEC fanbase home or away.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:57 pm to Monticello
Mormon girls are wild
Posted on 8/23/17 at 7:29 pm to RogerTheShrubber
My wife is former Mormon. She was also booted out of BYU??. My Mormon in laws are pretty cool but I've met some LDS who were a holes.
And yes I've seen Temple garments ("magic underwear")
And yes I've seen Temple garments ("magic underwear")
Posted on 8/23/17 at 7:31 pm to Monticello
Tell them, "Hasa Diga Eebowai."
Posted on 8/23/17 at 8:06 pm to NFLSU
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What line did you use on your sister
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:14 pm to Jcrew
The BYU teams Jackie faced were also some of the dirtiest sumbitches to ever step on a football field. Evidently the whole concept of sportsmanship and fair play does not compute in Samoan.
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Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:38 pm to Jcrew
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The BYU fans I have encountered have been the biggest group of assholes of any fanbase I've seen.
You've clearly never sat in a group of UF fans.
Do you even SEC?
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:49 pm to Evolved Simian
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You've clearly never sat in a group of UF fans.
Do you even SEC?
This.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:58 pm to Monticello
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This matchup is funny though. I can't think of two fan bases more opposite of each other culturally.
True
Though Cal Berkeley playing both Ole Miss and Auburn over the next several years certainly sets up some wonderful culture clashes
Posted on 8/24/17 at 7:25 am to Evolved Simian
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You've clearly never sat in a group of UF fans.
I know, right
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