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re: Flying the Mizzou flags on the black Honda Element across Tennessee tomorrow
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:32 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:32 pm to mizzoukills
I will also be driving through Tennessee tomorrow on my way to Florida.
Does anyone have suggestions on a good place to stop and take a shite?
Does anyone have suggestions on a good place to stop and take a shite?
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:33 pm to SEC. 593
Alabama is like one big toilet. Just pull over.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:35 pm to the808bass
Lol! that is awesome!
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:36 pm to mizzoukills
Marty Robbins is the GOAT.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:46 pm to mizzoukills
I grew up around stock car racing and my dad raced with Marty Robbins around the SE and Nashville. I remember being in the pits after a race and he would pull out a guitar and start singing. El Paso put me to sleep many a nights.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:49 pm to mizzoukills
Colder than a Polar Bear's toenails...
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:50 pm to SEC. 593
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Does anyone have suggestions on a good place to stop and take a shite?
Apparently a black Honda Element will be here. I recommend the driver seat.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:51 pm to mizzoukills
killz =
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:58 pm to SEC. 593
Best to wait til you ga or Al....
Even birds fly upside down in Tennessee.
Nothing worth shitting on
Even birds fly upside down in Tennessee.
Nothing worth shitting on
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:28 pm to mizzoukills
My brother likes to fill a pastry bag with jello shots and then he squeezes those jello shots into my arse. Next, he rams by butt with his 9 incher to thrust the jello shots deep into my rectum.
We wait about 20 minutes and then (arse-to-mouth) he sucks out the jello while giving me a reach around. Finally, he spits the jello into an empty Jergens bottle and proceeds to make "glazed" donuts and "jerk" chicken.
We go all out. We're fricking crazy.
Now I know why you're called Killz, because I was nearly Killzed by asphyxiation while reading your post and eating my lunch. I ended up waving a passerby down who promptly performed a flawless hindlick maneuver, whoever it was that was wearing the VOLS jersey you saved my life, GO VOLS and Rocky Top mother frickers.
We wait about 20 minutes and then (arse-to-mouth) he sucks out the jello while giving me a reach around. Finally, he spits the jello into an empty Jergens bottle and proceeds to make "glazed" donuts and "jerk" chicken.
We go all out. We're fricking crazy.
Now I know why you're called Killz, because I was nearly Killzed by asphyxiation while reading your post and eating my lunch. I ended up waving a passerby down who promptly performed a flawless hindlick maneuver, whoever it was that was wearing the VOLS jersey you saved my life, GO VOLS and Rocky Top mother frickers.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:34 pm to VVega
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VVega
alabama makes Tennessee look like a paradise only found in paintings.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:40 pm to mizzoukills
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My soundtrack on my journey to Knoxville will include The War on Drugs, old Tupac, ATLiens, Hall & Oates, Art Bell reruns, A Prairie Home Companion, Tool, Tool, Tool, Car Talk reruns, Mastadon, and Marty Robbins.
How dare you leave Townes Van Zandt out.
Also, Highwayman album. WTF breh?
Get it together.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:41 pm to mizzoukills
Sweet whip.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:57 pm to BigOrangeBri
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alabama makes Tennessee look like a paradise only found in paintings.
Bullshyte
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:58 pm to mizzoukills
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This post was edited on 11/21/14 at 6:24 am
Posted on 11/21/14 at 12:27 am to Radiojones
Only thing you can't do in a Honda Element is win a drag race. Very useful vehicle
Posted on 11/21/14 at 12:47 am to mizzoukills
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and I'm bringing real Arkansas moonshine with me to share with good natured Tennessee fans. The real stuff. Not the imitation store bought crap. Taste like water.
Approved. With the diesel fuel on hand I hope you don't plan to visit county, I'm sure it looks the same since 2002. ;0)
Go Mizzou.
Posted on 11/21/14 at 1:17 am to Reservoir dawg
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Only thing you can't do in a Honda Element is win a drag race. Very useful vehicle
or pick up attractive women
i like new tupac
Posted on 11/21/14 at 5:31 am to mizzoukills
Coming into Tennessee from any direction you will realize that every family has someone that works at a discount fireworks stand and everybodies wife/sister/female cousin works at the strip club that is at every other exit.
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