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re: Fla Fans planning on Bugging Out on game early...Back to French Quarter

Posted on 10/10/19 at 6:57 am to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119195 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 6:57 am to
My goodness, this is turrible. I hope you copied it from the internet and didn't try to piece this together in your own head.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49171 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 6:59 am to
I was there too and you forgot the part about Big Daddys and the French Tickler. Are you going to tell ot or should I?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27264 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 7:14 am to
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This sounds like something Herman Frisco would come up with. Total bull-shite.

But he would have made it sound more believable.
This post was edited on 10/10/19 at 7:15 am
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17275 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 7:35 am to
Can not tell a lie, I was the ghost writer for op on this abortion.
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11462 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 7:49 am to
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None of that happened


We have a winner!!!
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27264 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 7:54 am to
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Can not tell a lie, I was the ghost writer for op on this abortion.


It was you or HRV. But it didn’t have the tinge of Pondwater Jack. So... you.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:16 am to
It did. I was there.
Posted by DivePlay
Member since Sep 2012
948 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:23 am to
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N.O. (Pat O'briens) in French Quarter to guzzle Hurricanes


Most unbelievable part of the post. No one who makes more than minimum wage plans to spend time in the open air toilet known as the so called "French Quarter". There are so much more beautiful places to New Orleans and Pat O's is Hooters level of authenticity.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21334 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:45 am to
Have you been typing this thread for 12 years?
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18203 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:57 am to
I think you're doing it wrong. These usually start with "Dear Penthouse," and the stories don't stop so abruptly right before everyone heads back to the hotel.

Also, the set-up might be a bit long. Recommend finishing off the story and editing the intro a bit if you want your story to have a shot to make the editor's selection.
Posted by BusinessKnight
Member since Sep 2017
376 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 10:42 am to
There is probably a forum somewhere where people write down their dreams and try to make some sense from those dreams. You should go there and not here.
Posted by coolcorgi
Member since Jul 2007
321 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 11:44 pm to
Even one full day (night) before the game and 80 miles from LSU's Campus & the fabled, uber intimidating, passionate, legendary Tiger Stadium~Death Valley.....Florida Fans in Gator Garb are being Mercilessly "TIGER BAITED" in the French Quarter as I post!!

And for a little Lagniappe for our Louisiana Guests:

President Donald J Trump, just moments ago @ his Rally in Lake Charles, La tonight..........praised LSU's QB Jeaux Bureaux!!

I'll be sure to keep my fellow Ranters posted with more....."up to the minute/moment"
LIVE, EYE WITNESS - LSU vs Fla updates!
This post was edited on 10/11/19 at 11:46 pm
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22926 posts
Posted on 10/12/19 at 1:44 am to
Quit making up goofy stuff on the web and fill your balloons up with piss for the big game.
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 10/12/19 at 3:06 am to
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The dude who had NOT been to Death Valley before appeared to turn somewhat ashen grey/white, quickly finished his beer, grabbed the check and said .....well at least we've got a nice room in the French Quarter and the weather is supposed to be nice. Let's go!


Ashen? Are you kidding? I would’ve fainted straightaway. Just the thought of a really loud stadium and random people in Orlando predicting a possible blowout? And then, once I was conscious, I would’ve told my wife she was on her own, hightailed it to the hotel, packed my bags and got the hell outta there never again to set foot in Louisiana.

My God, a loud stadium and a might be/could be blowout!! I shudder to think. At a minimum I’d be upping my insurance policy. I’m glad you told us. I’ve still got a couple of hours to contact as many Florida fans as possible to frantically warn of their “there’s a chance” fate that could go down in a...gulp...loud stadium.

Posted by SouthOfHere
Pascagoula, Ms
Member since Feb 2013
1921 posts
Posted on 10/12/19 at 8:04 am to
What sort of weirdo freak perv could ease drop all that. And.... it’s kind of embarrassing for you and your parents.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2963 posts
Posted on 10/12/19 at 8:04 am to
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