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re: Fire Mike Anderson
Posted on 1/9/14 at 7:58 am to pondwater jack
Posted on 1/9/14 at 7:58 am to pondwater jack
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"boy! I throwed away prarie chicken bigger than you! now put that little honky down...nice and slow!"
Posted on 1/9/14 at 8:01 am to Jrv2damac
feel free to bump threads of me declaring hog basketball is back.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 8:55 am to pondwater jack
Gregg Marshall would be nice but he probably already has a deal with Kentucky, you know cal is going back to the NBA pretty soon.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:08 am to Latarian
Seems crazy to me, I think Mike is a damn good coach.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:16 am to CrazyCadillac
I believe he is coach that can take programs to the NCAA tourney but i'm not sure he is a coach that can take programs to the final four and win a title.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:05 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Exactly.
YOu have to be mentally tough to play on the road.
I'll bet I could, at 57 years old and barley over 157 lbs whip the old boy that thinks we don't havbe to be tough.
YOu have to be mentally tough to play on the road.
I'll bet I could, at 57 years old and barley over 157 lbs whip the old boy that thinks we don't havbe to be tough.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:25 pm to johnzorback
John Zorback you are a little light upstairs if you think we can survive without and enforcer.
About 3 weeks ago I had a vivid clear dream. So clear I can remember it in great detail even though it was disturbing enought i wish i could forget it.
I was walking thru the Tulsa zoo. (A friend of mine is a janitor there and works the grounds and got me in on a pass) I sweet talked the woman at the stand out of a barrel of popcorn and a sodie.
Anyhow, he started talking bout changes to the zoo and what they were gonna do with a new grant they had got. And how they had a 6 week display that was gonna cost millions but that was drawing them in from all over the south. "show me the way"
Well as we round the bend, he won't say what kind of animal it is. Apes and monkey section dead ahead.
As we get closer I start seeing people wearing LSU and AUBurn shirts. Then bama gEorgia and so on and so forth.
Then I see it. "The coaches of the SEC"
ALL OF EM. Placed in an enclosre for 6 weeks to form a rudimentary troop and fight for dominance.
Each coach wore only a loincloth and they fed them just like they did the monkeys only instead of raw meet and veggies they would trhow over 6-7 boxes of pizza.
Now what happened next is what sent chills up my spine. The Dominoe's man came in and unceremoniously chunked the pizza over and Miles and Bileema went after it. You could see the silver that each man had on his back. Battleing and clubbing it out. While that happened Spurrier threw scat and distracted some of the other coaches and Saban slipped in and stole about 4-5 pizzas. He and Spurrier worked in cahoots. They knew they were unable to challenge for dominace on account of being to small. Niether had enough silver on his back to approach Les or Bret. But when Bret finally put down Miles challenge he simpley walked over and took the remaining pizza from Saban and and the scat slinging spurrier.
I don't remember how but I do rememer seeing that damn Gus came out with a whole chopped Canadian Bacon all to himself and nobody knew the better. Richt didn't get a bite. They guy from Tennessee didn't even know they trhew the Pizza in. Cusschamp just started cussing the Dominoes man and never stopped even after the pizza was gone.
Now Bielema established himself as the silverback. Period. That's why I think we'll be ok in football. Cause of this dream. Usually whatever I dream, real vivid, comes out.
But my point to you my smart assed fellow hog fan is that you cain't beat having a silverback. Especailly when things get physical. Or they are about to get physical. Somebody that is willing to get physical if that is what it takes.
Now that is how i see it. Tell me where I am wrong.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
About 3 weeks ago I had a vivid clear dream. So clear I can remember it in great detail even though it was disturbing enought i wish i could forget it.
I was walking thru the Tulsa zoo. (A friend of mine is a janitor there and works the grounds and got me in on a pass) I sweet talked the woman at the stand out of a barrel of popcorn and a sodie.
Anyhow, he started talking bout changes to the zoo and what they were gonna do with a new grant they had got. And how they had a 6 week display that was gonna cost millions but that was drawing them in from all over the south. "show me the way"
Well as we round the bend, he won't say what kind of animal it is. Apes and monkey section dead ahead.
As we get closer I start seeing people wearing LSU and AUBurn shirts. Then bama gEorgia and so on and so forth.
Then I see it. "The coaches of the SEC"
ALL OF EM. Placed in an enclosre for 6 weeks to form a rudimentary troop and fight for dominance.
Each coach wore only a loincloth and they fed them just like they did the monkeys only instead of raw meet and veggies they would trhow over 6-7 boxes of pizza.
Now what happened next is what sent chills up my spine. The Dominoe's man came in and unceremoniously chunked the pizza over and Miles and Bileema went after it. You could see the silver that each man had on his back. Battleing and clubbing it out. While that happened Spurrier threw scat and distracted some of the other coaches and Saban slipped in and stole about 4-5 pizzas. He and Spurrier worked in cahoots. They knew they were unable to challenge for dominace on account of being to small. Niether had enough silver on his back to approach Les or Bret. But when Bret finally put down Miles challenge he simpley walked over and took the remaining pizza from Saban and and the scat slinging spurrier.
I don't remember how but I do rememer seeing that damn Gus came out with a whole chopped Canadian Bacon all to himself and nobody knew the better. Richt didn't get a bite. They guy from Tennessee didn't even know they trhew the Pizza in. Cusschamp just started cussing the Dominoes man and never stopped even after the pizza was gone.
Now Bielema established himself as the silverback. Period. That's why I think we'll be ok in football. Cause of this dream. Usually whatever I dream, real vivid, comes out.
But my point to you my smart assed fellow hog fan is that you cain't beat having a silverback. Especailly when things get physical. Or they are about to get physical. Somebody that is willing to get physical if that is what it takes.
Now that is how i see it. Tell me where I am wrong.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
This post was edited on 1/9/14 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:33 pm to pondwater jack
As a representative of SunHog Swag Motion Pictures LLC. I'd like to officially make a tender offer to option the rights to a full length motion picture film based of your previous post.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:35 pm to Latarian
quote:
feel free to bump threads
I'm better than that.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:44 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Do you disagree that Bielema would be the silverback of that group? If he and miles were clubbing it out raised up on their honches and using their forearms like clubs.
I don't think that Saban or Spurrier are young enough. THEY'VE GOT THE SILVER. But to small now.
Gus ain't a silverback. He'll haveone on staff at Auburn to be his heavy. Nutt had Reggie Herring to be his goon.
Bielema is dominant among SEC coaches and the only one i see giving him a challenge physically is Les.
I don't think that Saban or Spurrier are young enough. THEY'VE GOT THE SILVER. But to small now.
Gus ain't a silverback. He'll haveone on staff at Auburn to be his heavy. Nutt had Reggie Herring to be his goon.
Bielema is dominant among SEC coaches and the only one i see giving him a challenge physically is Les.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:45 pm to pondwater jack
If we are talking belly bucking, BB dominates. Well, there's that and any/all buffet lines within 300 miles.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:54 pm to roadGator
Well if we was talking about cussing players then Cuss-champ would probly win to.
Does it bother you that your coach cusses his kids? How do you guys let that go on? Is winning that important to you that youwill pay a man to cuss your young men that wear the jersey?
Somebody ought to wash his mouth with soap. I'd like to see Bielema try. I bet he'd think twice before cussing Bret.
And no I am not talking about Belly Bucking. That is a different thing altogther.
Does it bother you that your coach cusses his kids? How do you guys let that go on? Is winning that important to you that youwill pay a man to cuss your young men that wear the jersey?
Somebody ought to wash his mouth with soap. I'd like to see Bielema try. I bet he'd think twice before cussing Bret.
And no I am not talking about Belly Bucking. That is a different thing altogther.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:55 pm to roadGator
Gator do you think that Gus (who is no saint) cusses his kids? Neither do I. And look where it got him.
Maybe if cusschamp would show some respect he'd get a better return.
Maybe if cusschamp would show some respect he'd get a better return.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:02 pm to pondwater jack
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:09 pm to roadGator
There is a differnce between cussing infront of a kid and cussing at a kid.
Bielema cusses infront of a kid.
Gus don't cuss at all i am told. I'll bet you don't find one person that has ever been cussed by Gus on here or anywhere else. He just don't cuss (Gus).
If he did they'd call it the Cuss Buss (Gus Bus). Probly what they should call it in Florida (The Cuss Buss).
Do you think Tebow cussed? Why not? Do you think the pius Tebow is the only one who can hold it it?
I'd follow Gus to church before Tebow.
Bielema cusses infront of a kid.
Gus don't cuss at all i am told. I'll bet you don't find one person that has ever been cussed by Gus on here or anywhere else. He just don't cuss (Gus).
If he did they'd call it the Cuss Buss (Gus Bus). Probly what they should call it in Florida (The Cuss Buss).
Do you think Tebow cussed? Why not? Do you think the pius Tebow is the only one who can hold it it?
I'd follow Gus to church before Tebow.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:19 pm to pondwater jack
I don't get your schtick and therefore am not a fan.
If you want a serious answer, I'll give you one.
No, I don't think Tebow cusses.
I have no knowledge that Boom cusses at kids or near them. I don't really care either way. Recruits don't seem to mind and the players love him from my understanding.
I curse too much but almost never in front of any kid. Accidents happen.
Belly Buckin' Bert doesn't curse at kids...is that what you are claiming or is it part of the schtick?
If you want a serious answer, I'll give you one.
No, I don't think Tebow cusses.
I have no knowledge that Boom cusses at kids or near them. I don't really care either way. Recruits don't seem to mind and the players love him from my understanding.
I curse too much but almost never in front of any kid. Accidents happen.
Belly Buckin' Bert doesn't curse at kids...is that what you are claiming or is it part of the schtick?
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:24 pm to roadGator
Firt of all I don't have a shtick.
I am a 57 year old man who happens to love a team you appear to hate. I take offense.
Who is Boom? Cuss-champ?
I am not saying that Belly Buckin' Bert don't cuss in front of kids. I have never said that nor wood I! That would be stupid. But to tear a kid down like Cuss-champ does (and Petrino did) is wrong? and it is a sin.
I don't htink Bret cussing is a sin because he is not cussing at his players. He's cussing WITH them. There is adiffernce and if you aren't smart enought to see it I am very sorry to have wasted your time and mine.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
I am a 57 year old man who happens to love a team you appear to hate. I take offense.
Who is Boom? Cuss-champ?
I am not saying that Belly Buckin' Bert don't cuss in front of kids. I have never said that nor wood I! That would be stupid. But to tear a kid down like Cuss-champ does (and Petrino did) is wrong? and it is a sin.
I don't htink Bret cussing is a sin because he is not cussing at his players. He's cussing WITH them. There is adiffernce and if you aren't smart enought to see it I am very sorry to have wasted your time and mine.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Posted on 1/9/14 at 3:05 pm to pondwater jack
AR sure is getting our monies worth.
$10 million in football and bball salaries and we are stuck with this crap. Watch out for most mouth breathing hog fans that will tell you next year we will be top 5. Look at the crappy new coach we hired yesterday. Nobody wants any part of Bert's train wreck. The tinfoil pigville fools are looking to 2016 now. Maybe they will be out of their parents basements and get a girlfriend by then.
$10 million in football and bball salaries and we are stuck with this crap. Watch out for most mouth breathing hog fans that will tell you next year we will be top 5. Look at the crappy new coach we hired yesterday. Nobody wants any part of Bert's train wreck. The tinfoil pigville fools are looking to 2016 now. Maybe they will be out of their parents basements and get a girlfriend by then.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 3:27 pm to notabertfan
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AR sure is getting our monies worth.
$10 million in football and bball salaries and we are stuck with this crap. Watch out for most mouth breathing hog fans that will tell you next year we will be top 5. Look at the crappy new coach we hired yesterday. Nobody wants any part of Bert's train wreck. The tinfoil pigville fools are looking to 2016 now. Maybe they will be out of their parents basements and get a girlfriend by then.
Man, I'd guess you weren't a Bret Bielema fan. I can only imagine what Bert did to ya
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