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ColoBama
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Cheesetoast, Colorado
Member since Dec 2016
1055 posts

Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Let's just skip the bull shite shall we? frick Clemson, frick Dabo, frick that white kid piece of shite who Foster couldn't cover. frick that tweaking yacked out Venables. This game and our performance was just bull shite. And frick the other two fanbases that won the Natty last night - L6U and Auburn.

The Big12 refs royally fricked over Bama. No one can deny that. Refs did not pull the flags for holding against Clemson and completely ignored the picks on the last 2 TDs. That was inexcusable bull shite. Throwing a flag on Foster for an incidental slap was pretty retarded too.

Well, what about the Tide? Who ever heard of a Bama team being up by 14 in a National Championship and then just giving the game away to a crackhead QB? How did we put up those solid rushing yards and TDs in the first half only to have our top RB break his fricking leg?

And holy shit, don't get me started on Kiffin. He did absolutely fricking zero to help Jalen learn how to throw a fricking football farther than 5 yards downfield. So much for being a great QB developer Once Saban finally figured out that Kiffin the rat bastard was fricking us over he fires him. But he fired the POS right before the biggest game of the season. Wouldn't it have been smart to maybe keep his smarmy arse for one more fricking game?

Saban is supposed to be in charge of the DB's. Supposed to be a defensive secondary genius. Well, here it is 2017 and these fricks are still getting lit up like a fricking Christmas tree right over the middle against any team who has a QB with a pulse. Well, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 came and the DBs are still getting lit the hell up. Shouldn't we have this pass defense shite plugged up by now??? We heard many times last night how Pruitt was supposed to know Clemson inside and out and then crackhead Watson proceeded to shite all over the Bama secondary. It's nice that we can get some sacks but you gotta cover receivers downfield for it to matter. What the frick happened there? Why is it that L6U can do this shite with no problems but for some reason covering a receiver for us is mind-boggling? It's like we have no clue how to defend a pass. We can't turn our heads to track the ball to save our fricking lives.

Finally, Jalen put together a beautiful drive to get down the field and score a TD. Where IN THE frick was that all game??? Jalen threw like he couldn't put a dime in an elephant's a-hole but then on the last drive now he's suddenly effective and unpredictable? Makes no fricking sense. There are two parts to this game... holy frick we can sure as frick play defense but where in the hell is the offense? We punted well but we had no running game and no passing game. It's nice when the defense can score points but you can never count on that.

The other side of the coin??? Well, defense, you bitched and moaned about how much you were disrespected by Florida and Washington. Then you bitched before the biggest game of the year that the media was starting to peg you as an underdog against South Carolina Cow College. How about you finish the fricking season and then you can bitch and moan about disrespect then?

Anyways, you had a great chance to prove everybody wrong after Jalen busted his arse to get us down the field and score but you fricking blew it. The spotlight was on you but you were tired and beat the frick down. Now we'll get to hear how fricking overrated this defense was.

Oh well frick it. Now, how is that? Is that the melt you guys wanted to hear? I hope that helps you guys. Seriously it was no big deal. It was a great game. Clemson was the better team last night. No one in their right mind can deny that. Congrats to 'em (and to you guys too who won the Proxy National Championship ). Anyways, we'll be back next year. Unlike, Moral Victory U. and Toilet Paper U. we've got playoff appearances to burn. It was a great season and I enjoyed every minute of it.


MSU5
Mississippi St. Fan
Memphis
Member since Aug 2011
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re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
omg what a melt...


Nado Jenkins83
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Land of the Free
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re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
TLDR

SWEET MELT BAW


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No8Easy2
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bamaboy87
Alabama Fan
Alabama
Member since Jan 2009
13726 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Thaaaaaaaaaaat is a damn fine melt, sir.


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tigerfan in bamaland
LSU Fan
reclusion
Member since Sep 2006
50584 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
National Champion of melting. 10/10


genro
Alabama Fan
tProcess
Member since Nov 2011
53364 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Too bad they ran 'melt' into the ground, now that they actually get one it's gonna fall flat.


bamafan1001
Alabama Fan
Member since Jun 2011
10013 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Well guys is this a sufficient enough melt?


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Titus Pullo
Alabama Fan
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
26068 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...


Please delete your account.

BTW, this is an actual "melt".

Embarrassing.


TigerTalker16
Missouri Fan
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
7814 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
The only melt I've seen on here from Bama fans today.


Nado Jenkins83
LSU Fan
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
29168 posts
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re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Ahh the backhanded melt

These are rare


Marco Esquandolas
Alabama Fan
Member since Jul 2013
7365 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
You win the melt...


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TheBob
Memphis Fan
Metairie
Member since Jun 2005
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re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Upvote, way to admit it


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cattus
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Seattle
Member since Jan 2009
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re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...


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ColoBama
Alabama Fan
Cheesetoast, Colorado
Member since Dec 2016
1055 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
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Please delete your account.

BTW, this is an actual "melt".

Embarrassing.


Sigh. Did you even read it all?


Sneaky__Sally
Alabama Fan
Member since Jul 2015
4533 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Settle down.


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TidalSurge1
Alabama Fan
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
2838 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Well done, sir.


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RattyBlowfish
Mississippi St. Fan
Member since Sep 2014
2077 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Time for Henry to get braces.


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Hogwarts
Arkansas Fan
Central Arkansas
Member since Sep 2015
5773 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
Sweet melt gump


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harmonics
Alabama Fan
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
15457 posts

re: Finally gotta get it off my chest ...
I didn't read all that shite but anyway bro.


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