Let's just skip the bullshite shall we? frick Clemson, frick Dabo, frick that white kid piece of shite who Foster couldn't cover. frick that tweaking yacked out Venables. This game and our performance was just bullshite. And frick the other two fanbases that won the Natty last night - L6U and Auburn.

The Big12 refs royally fricked over Bama. No one can deny that. Refs did not pull the flags for holding against Clemson and completely ignored the picks on the last 2 TDs. That was inexcusable bullshite. Throwing a flag on Foster for an incidental slap was pretty retarded too.

Well, what about the Tide? Who ever heard of a Bama team being up by 14 in a National Championship and then just giving the game away to a crackhead QB? How did we put up those solid rushing yards and TDs in the first half only to have our top RB break his fricking leg?

And holy shite, don't get me started on Kiffin. He did absolutely fricking zero to help Jalen learn how to throw a fricking football farther than 5 yards downfield. So much for being a great QB developer

Once Saban finally figured out that Kiffin the rat bastard was fricking us over he fires him. But he fired the POS right before the biggest game of the season. Wouldn't it have been smart to maybe keep his smarmy arse for one more fricking game?

Saban is supposed to be in charge of the DB's. Supposed to be a defensive secondary genius. Well, here it is 2017 and these fricks are still getting lit up like a fricking Christmas tree right over the middle against any team who has a QB with a pulse. Well, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 came and the DBs are still getting lit the hell up. Shouldn't we have this pass defense shite plugged up by now??? We heard many times last night how Pruitt was supposed to know Clemson inside and out and then crackhead Watson proceeded to shite all over the Bama secondary. It's nice that we can get some sacks but you gotta cover receivers downfield for it to matter. What the frick happened there? Why is it that L6U can do this shite with no problems but for some reason covering a receiver for us is mind-boggling? It's like we have no clue how to defend a pass. We can't turn our heads to track the ball to save our fricking lives.

Finally, Jalen put together a beautiful drive to get down the field and score a TD. Where IN THE frick was that all game???

Jalen threw like he couldn't put a dime in an elephant's a-hole but then on the last drive now he's suddenly effective and unpredictable? Makes no fricking sense. There are two parts to this game... holy frick we can sure as frick play defense but where in the hell is the offense? We punted well but we had no running game and no passing game. It's nice when the defense can score points but you can never count on that.

The other side of the coin??? Well, defense, you bitched and moaned about how much you were disrespected by Florida and Washington. Then you bitched before the biggest game of the year that the media was starting to peg you as an underdog against South Carolina Cow College. How about you finish the fricking season and then you can bitch and moan about disrespect then?

Anyways, you had a great chance to prove everybody wrong after Jalen busted his arse to get us down the field and score but you fricking blew it. The spotlight was on you but you were tired and beat the frick down. Now we'll get to hear how fricking overrated this defense was.

Oh well frick it. Now, how is that? Is that the melt you guys wanted to hear? I hope that helps you guys. Seriously it was no big deal. It was a great game. Clemson was the better team last night. No one in their right mind can deny that. Congrats to 'em (and to you guys too who won the Proxy National Championship

). Anyways, we'll be back next year. Unlike, Moral Victory U. and Toilet Paper U. we've got playoff appearances to burn. It was a great season and I enjoyed every minute of it.

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