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re: Even Bert's assistants see the writing on the wall

Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:05 pm to
Someone name all of hawgalude's alters. I lost track a long time ago.

Is hawgalude = wildrebeltime?
Posted by Woopigsooie20
Me Scusi
Member since Mar 2010
57353 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:06 pm to
That was just before my time, but they say so.

Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:28 pm to
Great post. Upvoted
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
14543 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

windbreaker


Speaking of breaking wind, do you think he


ever gives her


the Dutch Oven treatment?
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12413 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

We lost Charlie Partridge to a popcorn school. He didn't want to leave when Bama came calling but after seeing Bert's true coaching ability


Lol wut?

That was Pittman.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3370 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:45 pm to
Who is Bert ? Bret Burtlema of course.
Posted by UltimateHog
Oregon
Member since Dec 2011
65805 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:47 pm to
How many alters is your retarded arse going to make HawgAlude, WarAlude, and now this one.

Good lord.
Posted by Harryk15
Member since Jan 2013
560 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

notabertfan


I think I love you
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:49 pm to
Up vote for this honest OP

Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2011
7215 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:50 pm to
I feel vindicated each time a gig fan jumps ship over Bert.

BRILES.

LOL.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

I feel vindicated each time a gig fan jumps ship over Bert. .


It's the same dude with multi alters. Must not take much for you to feel vindicated- but I forget an aggie is just happy with a good qb- who cares about record, etc.
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 2:03 pm to
This is a pretty terrible post but it is always entertaining when those who pride themselves on being so hard to troll get up in arms about an alter.
Posted by notabertfan
Middle of AR
Member since Nov 2013
669 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 2:11 pm to
I have no idea who you are talking about. I got tired of the censorship at the piggyville site . The mods there are some of the most ignorant sports fans on the planet. If you don't buy into their bs, your gone . Every source they have is always wrong. Homerism doesn't cover it . I'm a lifelong hog fan but I understand our place. A top 25 year end year out is good with me. The occasional top 10-15 finish when the stars align. The other board was convinced we were going to Atlanta after Petrino was fired. I thought it was homerism and rose colored glasses. It's not, it's ignorance.
I know we will be fighting for 4th in the west now that A&M is in the leauge. We could go 0 fer but the piggyville fools would convince themselves we were about to curb stomp Bama. We need a wide open unorthodox offense to win. We haven't put a quality D on the field in 2 decades. We have to be able to out score you and hope you can keep up. Bert would barely be over .500 if we were in the sunbelt. He won at Wisconsin because the big boys were in trouble and on probation.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 2:26 pm to
Jesus frick are you an idiot.
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

I have no idea who you are talking about. I got tired of the censorship at the piggyville site . The mods there are some of the most ignorant sports fans on the planet. If you don't buy into their bs, your gone . Every source they have is always wrong. Homerism doesn't cover it . I'm a lifelong hog fan but I understand our place. A top 25 year end year out is good with me. The occasional top 10-15 finish when the stars align. The other board was convinced we were going to Atlanta after Petrino was fired. I thought it was homerism and rose colored glasses. It's not, it's ignorance. I know we will be fighting for 4th in the west now that A&M is in the leauge. We could go 0 fer but the piggyville fools would convince themselves we were about to curb stomp Bama. We need a wide open unorthodox offense to win. We haven't put a quality D on the field in 2 decades. We have to be able to out score you and hope you can keep up. Bert would barely be over .500 if we were in the sunbelt. He won at Wisconsin because the big boys were in trouble and on probation.



Post more
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25315 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

I have no idea who you are talking about. I got tired of the censorship at the piggyville site . The mods there are some of the most ignorant sports fans on the planet. If you don't buy into their bs, your gone . Every source they have is always wrong. Homerism doesn't cover it . I'm a lifelong hog fan but I understand our place. A top 25 year end year out is good with me. The occasional top 10-15 finish when the stars align. The other board was convinced we were going to Atlanta after Petrino was fired. I thought it was homerism and rose colored glasses. It's not, it's ignorance.
I know we will be fighting for 4th in the west now that A&M is in the leauge. We could go 0 fer but the piggyville fools would convince themselves we were about to curb stomp Bama. We need a wide open unorthodox offense to win. We haven't put a quality D on the field in 2 decades. We have to be able to out score you and hope you can keep up. Bert would barely be over .500 if we were in the sunbelt. He won at Wisconsin because the big boys were in trouble and on probation.


At least this guy is honest..the amount of denial in the pig sty concerning Bart's ability is .......simply outstanding.
Posted by BeerCity
Asheville, North Carolina
Member since Nov 2013
622 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 6:33 pm to
Bert is going to be at Arkansas for a looooong time. Enjoy the shitshow, Hog fans.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

bring Gus home.



lol maybe once we're done with him.... Maybe.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28286 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

I have no idea who you are talking about. I got tired of the censorship at the piggyville site . The mods there are some of the most ignorant sports fans on the planet. If you don't buy into their bs, your gone . Every source they have is always wrong. Homerism doesn't cover it . I'm a lifelong hog fan but I understand our place. A top 25 year end year out is good with me. The occasional top 10-15 finish when the stars align. The other board was convinced we were going to Atlanta after Petrino was fired. I thought it was homerism and rose colored glasses. It's not, it's ignorance.
I know we will be fighting for 4th in the west now that A&M is in the leauge. We could go 0 fer but the piggyville fools would convince themselves we were about to curb stomp Bama. We need a wide open unorthodox offense to win. We haven't put a quality D on the field in 2 decades. We have to be able to out score you and hope you can keep up. Bert would barely be over .500 if we were in the sunbelt. He won at Wisconsin because the big boys were in trouble and on probation.


You have just become the smartest hog fan on the interwebz.
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