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re: Easiest job in the SEC.....
Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:54 am to Dandy Lion
Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:54 am to Dandy Lion
Death Valley home sideline mower
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Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:54 am to Head Hog
Guy who determines whether Bama won a national championship in any given year in history?
Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:54 am to TriumphTiger
I'll buy this one only because the answer is always the won it that year.
Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:55 am to Bobby Moore
half the jobs being mentioned will be hard.
Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:56 am to Bobby Moore
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Because they don't teach English there......
Says the coonass who speaks some sort of bastardized french/english crap.
Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:57 am to Tds & Beer
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half the jobs being mentioned will be hard.
i've been trying to appropriately mock and educate but it's a tough life understanding the joke.
Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:57 am to oklahogjr
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I'll buy this one only because the answer is always the won it that year.
Exactly!
Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:59 am to Buster Womb
Family Tree Drawer - Arky (just a straight line)
Posted on 12/13/10 at 9:59 am to oklahogjr
Maybe this thread sucks then 
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:00 am to Head Hog
Ole Miss coordinator for SECCG appearances. The job at USCe got hard, so he just transferred to Oxford.
This post was edited on 12/13/10 at 10:02 am
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:01 am to tylerdurden24
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BrickTamland
You just beat me to it.
Arkansas Genealogist
This post was edited on 12/13/10 at 10:02 am
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:02 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
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Fail.
I know you're trying to insinuate that Arkansas residents have bad teeth, but then that would make that job very difficult.
This thread was going well until of course an Arkansas fan gets offended at a silly joke. Lighten up buddy.
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:07 am to Head Hog
Omaha event and travel specialist==> Ole Miss
Offensive Coordinator==> Auburn
Offensive Coordinator==> Auburn
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:13 am to Roaad
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Omaha event and travel specialist==> Ole Miss
The Atlanta specialist decided he could do both of these jobs.
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Offensive Coordinator==> Auburn
It's like being Phil Jackson with the Bulls.
"Michael... Scottie... you're in. Bulls on 3!"
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:14 am to oompaw
Auburn mobile home salesman.
Alabama drug dealer.
Arkansas SEC championship victory party coordinator.
Alabama drug dealer.
Arkansas SEC championship victory party coordinator.
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:17 am to oklahogjr
actually, u sir,
quote:are fricking this up... let it be and stop taking everything so literal.
oklahogjr
easiest job in Arkansas, team dealer
This post was edited on 12/13/10 at 10:19 am
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:18 am to Monticello
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This thread was going well until of course an Arkansas fan gets offended at a silly joke. Lighten up buddy.
How did you get me being offended from that? I was just sitting back waiting for something really good for Arkansas (geneology, relevance, rational fans, etc.), but then that was the first one. Not mad, just disappointed. I don't get upset at message boards, it's like arguing on one. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:19 am to Head Hog
Auburn Basketball concession worker
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:31 am to Head Hog
Alabama- President of the Dubose/Franchione/Price/Shula Fan Club
Arkansas- Big 12 Conference Move Advocate
Auburn- Recruiting Coordinator
Florida- Recruiting Coordinator (for different reasons than Auburn, though)
Georgia- Mark Richt Critic
Kentucky- Beer Barrel Cleaner (26
)
LSU- Rivalry Game Motivator
Mississippi State- Dan Mullen Worshiper
Ole Miss- Dan Mullen Hater
South Carolina- SEC Championship Trophy Acceptance Speech Writer
Tennessee- Heisman Trophy Polisher
Vanderbilt- Bowl Game Planner
Arkansas- Big 12 Conference Move Advocate
Auburn- Recruiting Coordinator
Florida- Recruiting Coordinator (for different reasons than Auburn, though)
Georgia- Mark Richt Critic
Kentucky- Beer Barrel Cleaner (26
) LSU- Rivalry Game Motivator
Mississippi State- Dan Mullen Worshiper
Ole Miss- Dan Mullen Hater
South Carolina- SEC Championship Trophy Acceptance Speech Writer
Tennessee- Heisman Trophy Polisher
Vanderbilt- Bowl Game Planner
Posted on 12/13/10 at 10:38 am to WarEagleTwentyFour
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Recruiting at Alabama, LSU, Florida, Georgia
It's amazing the other teams in the SEC can even compete with these schools
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