Do you think the Auburn Head Coaching Job is Top 10?

Some have laughed when I stated in other threads that Auburn is a top 10 HC job, so I would like to see a list of programs y'all believe should be in the top 10 over Auburn.

Here's my no-bullshite, objective Top 10 based on conference affiliation, resources, facilities, in-state talent pool, recruiting prowess, in-state exclusivity, recent success, administration support, and fan support:

1. LSU ( )
2. Alabama
3. the fricking longhorns
4. USC
5. Florida
6. Georgia
7. Auburn
8. Florida State
9. Tennessee
10. Ohio State

Next 4 out: Michigan, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Texas A&M

LSU is #1 because frick LSU, that's why.

Louisiana A&M is the only dog in a talent-rich state, in the best conference, with mad, corndog-eatin' fans, top-notch facilities, and lots of money. Every coach should salivate at the opportunity to coach there.
Got DAMMIT!!! frick LSU.


But, I digress.

Auburn is easily a top 10 job. Best conference, the State of Alabama is governed by 2 big dogs with pretty much no alternative. NC in 2010. Heisman in 2010. Top 10 recruiting classes for most of the last 10 years. The State of Alabama has a relative shite-ton of talent to feed both top dogs. Auburn has the gold standard for facilities, resources, and fan support.

And before anyone starts, Michigan, Notre Dame, Oklahoma fall out of the top 10 because they have shite for in-state talent.

Oklahoma is in the shittiest conference and has recently been overshadowed in recruiting the State of Texas.

Notre Dame can't get the deep talent it used to get. So while they may have great players at some positions, they are thin. Their administration is a bitch to deal with for a coach. Lack of a conference used to work great for ND, but with the new network deals, ND has been left out in the cold.

MeatChicken has Detroit for talent. That's it. Otherwise, they have shite. The facilities are good, but out of date compared to the Top 10.

I personally believe that A&M is #10 over Ohio State, based on in-state talent, facilities, fan support, and resources alone, but I wanted this to be as non-homer as possible, and I didn't want to take the focus off of Auburn.


So, please tell me the 10 programs that would push Auburn out of the top 10 best jobs in college football, and why.



ETA: and why.