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Do y'all really understand how bad Tennessee sucks?
Posted on 10/12/16 at 8:42 am
Posted on 10/12/16 at 8:42 am
I'm not sure everyone appreciates how nasty, ugly, and disgusting Tennessee, and their fans, and their State, and their mangy flea bitten hound, and their "ze zir" pronoun-mangling "university" really are.
Maybe it is the color "orange" which is the only word in the English language with no rhyme, and no reason either. Orange as a color has no particular use. It isn't a "red flag." It isn't a "green light." Hell... it isn't even a "yellow penalty hankie." It isn't a "white flag" either. It is just... orange... worthless and jarring to the senses.
Maybe it is the cove-inbred ridge-running jalopy-driving moonshine drinking tradition. We DO know that moonshine made with lead soldered coil tubes will produce severe mental disorders in short order which would explain a lot of the behavior in Tennessee.
Maybe it is the stuttering sound that is produced when trying to say an abominable word with hundreds of double letters (what's up with that shite?). Or maybe it is just the fact that Tennessee borders on eight other States...more than any other in the nation except Missouri which also borders eight.. and they all hate anything associated with Tennessee. Oh wait... Missouri also borders on eight states? Maybe that explains it.
I'm open to theories about why Tennessee is so disliked by citizens of every State that it borders. There must be something... it might not be physical such as the odor of corndog in Baton Rouge, or the trash-garbage piled outside of trailer parks in Auburn. It may just be meta-physical... akin to getting goose bumps and wanting to throw up when seeing pictures of atrocities.
Can anyone share some insight into this phenomenon?
Maybe it is the color "orange" which is the only word in the English language with no rhyme, and no reason either. Orange as a color has no particular use. It isn't a "red flag." It isn't a "green light." Hell... it isn't even a "yellow penalty hankie." It isn't a "white flag" either. It is just... orange... worthless and jarring to the senses.
Maybe it is the cove-inbred ridge-running jalopy-driving moonshine drinking tradition. We DO know that moonshine made with lead soldered coil tubes will produce severe mental disorders in short order which would explain a lot of the behavior in Tennessee.
Maybe it is the stuttering sound that is produced when trying to say an abominable word with hundreds of double letters (what's up with that shite?). Or maybe it is just the fact that Tennessee borders on eight other States...more than any other in the nation except Missouri which also borders eight.. and they all hate anything associated with Tennessee. Oh wait... Missouri also borders on eight states? Maybe that explains it.
I'm open to theories about why Tennessee is so disliked by citizens of every State that it borders. There must be something... it might not be physical such as the odor of corndog in Baton Rouge, or the trash-garbage piled outside of trailer parks in Auburn. It may just be meta-physical... akin to getting goose bumps and wanting to throw up when seeing pictures of atrocities.
Can anyone share some insight into this phenomenon?
This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 8:44 am
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Posted on 10/12/16 at 8:44 am to Jacknola
Irony
Posted on 10/12/16 at 8:45 am to Jacknola
your post is mean and dumb
Posted on 10/12/16 at 8:52 am to Jacknola
Nashville is 100X better than any city in Alabama IMO.
Posted on 10/12/16 at 8:55 am to Jacknola
East Tennessee is beautiful
Posted on 10/12/16 at 8:57 am to Jacknola
Sure we do but polite people don't mention things like that in public.
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:20 am to Jacknola
It's sad that you actually thought this was clever.
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:23 am to Jacknola
The man that judges by the group is a pea wit.
Walt
UT '81
Walt
UT '81
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:25 am to Jacknola
Solud post OP.
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:27 am to JesusQuintana
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East Tennessee is beautiful
Chattanooga looking north to south.
The top of Lookout Mountain looking south to north.
Walt
UT '81
This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 9:44 am
Posted on 10/12/16 at 10:53 am to Jacknola
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Y'all.
SMDH
It's Yawl
Posted on 10/12/16 at 11:22 am to Jacknola
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:05 pm to WhiskeyPapa
Bosnia has a beautiful landscape as well, it's just the inhabitants that tarnish that beauty. Same as East Tn.
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:09 pm to Jacknola
quote:
'm open to theories about why Tennessee is so disliked by citizens of every State that it borders.
Jealousy
Tenn is a great state
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:16 pm to ksayetiger
Dude, I understand hating Tennessee's football team, but Alabama is the biggest dump in the entire U.S. aside from possibly Mississippi and Louisiana (never been to those two.)
Nashville is a great city, and like others have alluded to, Tennessee has some beautiful nature
Nashville is a great city, and like others have alluded to, Tennessee has some beautiful nature
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:20 pm to DFW Girl
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your post is mean and dumb
Dumb is a matter of opinion, and I can understand why you would think it is mean, but it isn't. Bama fans and UT fans are going to smack talk this week. It only comes around once a year, and it is part of the fun. This is part of what fuels this rivalry.
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:30 pm to Jacknola
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inbred
That's the pot calling the kettle black.
Tennessee is a nice state for the most part with beautiful scenery. Much better than Gumpland for sure.
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odor of corndog in Baton Rouge
You would think that people could come up with new material by now.
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:32 pm to 14caratgoldjones
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Bosnia has a beautiful landscape as well, it's just the inhabitants that tarnish that beauty. Same as East Tn.
Well, like I said, the man who judges by the group is a pea wit.
Walt
UT '81
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:33 pm to Jacknola
Not as bad as Jacknola + Cajunbama.
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:46 pm to WhiskeyPapa
Bosnia. Meh.
Walt
UT '81
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