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re: Did anyone see A&M's pretend soldiers save Lassie last weekend?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:11 pm to swinetime
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:11 pm to swinetime
A sailor, a marine, and a soldier were using the urinal. The marine and soldier followed the urinal rule properly, but the sailor got as close to the marine as he could. When they finished, the sailor washed his hands using a lot if soap and water stating, "in the Navy, we practith cleanlineth". The Marine used the minimal amount of water and soap, saying, "in the Marine Corps we don't waste anything, OO-RAH." The soldier just walked to the exit stating, "the Army teaches us not to piss on our hands"
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:11 pm to Grateful Reb
Where is the love for this Cadet? I mean, you know, not man love... but still. Let us say he doesn't block the WR who then runs over Reveille. The dog, woken from a quality nap, probably mauls the poor guy and we'd all have to face a billion articles on sports sites about the dangers of having live mascots. We owe this man our thanks.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:18 pm to swinetime
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if the same situation occurs this weekend I hope Collins lowers his shoulder and lays the pretend soldier on his back and squashes that mutt
so you've proved you're an a-hole. this weekend I hope you're boy friend slits your throat and you die slowly.
I can be tough too.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:18 pm to Grateful Reb
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How in the hell does this topic go for 8 pages?
aggy's are easy to troll, they are too stupid to get it.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:20 pm to swinetime
...says the double digit GT individual.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:21 pm to LSU GrandDad
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so you've proved you're an a-hole. this weekend I hope you're boy friend slits your throat and you die slowly.
I can be tough too.
is that what happened to your boyfriend after you got curb stomped by a team yall made fun of on here all week?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:22 pm to swinetime
I'm not looking through 9 pages of back and forth, but I hope someone has posted the GIF of Uga trying to bite the AU player.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:28 pm to nes2010
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I hope someone has posted the GIF of Uga trying to bite the AU player.
They did.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 5:14 pm to cyde
The dog was sitting up next to a brick wall with minimal padding....did no one think that in blocking the FB player and slowing his roll, he also kept the player from perhaps hitting the wall too hard and injuring himself?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 5:22 pm to cyde
The first Rev:
I was hoping the fake army garbage would be left behind with all idiots in the last conference. Guess not. Insecure people will always be insecure, regardless of affiliation or location.
We've moved on from the Hitler Youth and Nazi jokes though. So, that's an improvement.
Whatever. I posted this once before, but thought it cool enough to share a second time. Aggies Go To War.
They had a special exhibit at Bastogne this year for all the fake army guys that served in Belgium during the last big scrape.
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The mutt who eventually became Reveille I first arrived at TAMU 81 years ago, in January of 1931, after a group of cadets found her on the side of road and brought her back to campus with them. Despite the fact that dogs were not allowed in the dorms, the students hid her overnight in their room. The following morning, when Reveille was played, the dog began barking and earned her name.
The following fall, when the football season began, Reveille was named official mascot of TAMU and led the band onto the field for their halftime performance.
I was hoping the fake army garbage would be left behind with all idiots in the last conference. Guess not. Insecure people will always be insecure, regardless of affiliation or location.
We've moved on from the Hitler Youth and Nazi jokes though. So, that's an improvement.
Whatever. I posted this once before, but thought it cool enough to share a second time. Aggies Go To War.
They had a special exhibit at Bastogne this year for all the fake army guys that served in Belgium during the last big scrape.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 9/22/14 at 5:36 pm to EKG
well done!
that's my favorite live mascot by far.
that yell leader might be able to start for our offensive line.
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