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re: Depravity on The Plains

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Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17310 posts
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:52 pm to
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“Stump breaking” is widespread at Auburn
Somewhere, in the deepest circles of Hell, PC Bama is smiling.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3375 posts
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:14 pm to
[quote]Somewhere, in the deepest circles of Hell, PC Bama is smiling[/quote
MooooAgEweeee !
Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18284 posts
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:26 pm to
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Head Coach Gene Chizik was the special guest at today’s CPC presentation. Angelica Reyes, Class of 2011, prepared a special PowerPoint highlighting CVM’s learning opportunities and introducing the latest female additions to Auburn’s dairy herd.

“It is an honor to have a cow named after you,” said Reyes. Based on Auburn’s championship football team, the CVM now has a new roster of names. Coach Chizik is shown with cow #106 also known as “Miss Gena” in his honor.

“There is no place like Auburn,” said Coach Chizik. “The passion, the tradition, and the pride. And the reason is because of you – the students, the fans, the family. And,” he added,” that’s without you naming a cow after me!”


Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18284 posts
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:26 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 10:27 pm
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13416 posts
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:30 pm to
PC Bama... that’s a name I haven’t heard mentioned in many moons...
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:56 pm to
I can tell it's time to go to bed
Posted by Defnot Altie
Member since Oct 2020
218 posts
Posted on 10/27/20 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

PC Bama... that’s a name I haven’t heard mentioned in many moons...


I taught him how to post when he first got started on Scout. For some odd reason, I remember him asking me how to use the private message feature, among other things.

Many years later, he and I and a couple of sympathetic mods worked together to force DD4Bama off the site. DD would later go on to haunt the frick out of TideSports. He dominated that board; they didn't know what to do with him.
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 11:27 pm
Posted by Defnot Altie
Member since Oct 2020
218 posts
Posted on 10/27/20 at 11:07 pm to
LSUFreek is very familiar with auburn and their proclivities.



That whole fan-base just really disgusts me. One of the most irritating things about them is their insistence on always explaining to everyone who will listen about the very high level of intelligence they all collectively possess.

Look at me, look at me, I am very, very smart because I come from a hick cow pasture and I'm not country; I'm smart. I'm really from Georgia.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 1:26 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61757 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 5:50 am to
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Few outside of the state of Alabama know the true depths to which auburn fans have sunken at different periods in their history.





Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 6:07 am to
I see Kentucky is involved. The fella holding the cow's reigns has a UK hat on.


Posted by DonaldDuckworth
Florida
Member since Jul 2017
1508 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 6:07 am to
I’m always down for somebody busting Auburn chops if it’s funny. This was just weird and cringy...creative though so I’ll call it 3/10.
Posted by Defnot Altie
Member since Oct 2020
218 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 6:20 am to
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I’m always down for somebody busting Auburn chops if it’s funny. This was just weird and cringy...creative though so I’ll call it 3/10.


It wasn't meant to be funny. It was meant to be weird and creepy because, well, how can having a cow as your homecoming queen not be weird and creepy?
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11126 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 6:33 am to
quote:

they just gradually incorporated sexual activities with the cows into their routines.


Wait... everyone doesn't do this??
Posted by Defnot Altie
Member since Oct 2020
218 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 7:06 am to
quote:

She looks a lot like most female sidewalk bama fans, you know the type as you married one


See everyone, this auburn fan thinks cows look like women. I told y'all. This is a widespread thing, the cow fricking, among their fan-base. You just don't understand the depths to which it is incorporated into their lifestyles until you have been to Lee County.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 7:08 am
Posted by Defnot Altie
Member since Oct 2020
218 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 7:30 am to
quote:

Wait... everyone doesn't do this??


Everyone in the "auburn fambly" does.

This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 7:51 am
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
13309 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Everyone in the "auburn fambly" does.


if you going to use a photoshopped pic you should at least find one that looks halfway real...

Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7009 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:24 am to
Was Bessie Gus' mom? That would explain a lot.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7546 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:41 am to
I will give you points for effort. I was a student when this occurred and it was a big joke instigated by the non Greek students. It was very funny. If you like this you should see Bear Bryant’s class photo in the yearbook.
Posted by Defnot Altie
Member since Oct 2020
218 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:56 am to
quote:

I will give you points for effort. I was a student when this occurred and it was a big joke instigated by the non Greek students. It was very funny. If you like this you should see Bear Bryant’s class photo in the yearbook.


I'll take the points. Joke notwithstanding, a cow was actually the homecoming queen at auburn, so? It's peculiar.
Posted by Defnot Altie
Member since Oct 2020
218 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:57 am to
Gus is elbow deep in the whole cow culture; you can count on that.
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