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Depravity on The Plains
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:06 pm
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:06 pm
Few outside of the state of Alabama know the true depths to which auburn fans have sunken at different periods in their history. One of the worst episodes was when a captive cow named Bessie was crowned Miss auburn.
She was a victim of horrible sexual offenses, committed by the entire student body for years, before she was finally awarded the Miss Auburn title.
Here she is during her one moment of happiness in 1979, right before she was murdered.
Below is the runner up in the contest in a sullen mood asking why she wasn't as good as a cow and wondering what she did wrong or could have done better.
Just 2 months after Bessie won the Miss auburn title, she was cow-napped by a group of former students from Opelika and was ritualistically violated until she died.
This is just one instance of auburn depravity, that they view as completely normal and healthy behavior, over the decades.
She was a victim of horrible sexual offenses, committed by the entire student body for years, before she was finally awarded the Miss Auburn title.
Here she is during her one moment of happiness in 1979, right before she was murdered.
Below is the runner up in the contest in a sullen mood asking why she wasn't as good as a cow and wondering what she did wrong or could have done better.
Just 2 months after Bessie won the Miss auburn title, she was cow-napped by a group of former students from Opelika and was ritualistically violated until she died.
This is just one instance of auburn depravity, that they view as completely normal and healthy behavior, over the decades.
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 8:17 pm
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:13 pm to Defnot Altie
I work in opelika LFG
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:14 pm to Defnot Altie
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:17 pm to Defnot Altie
Here is a picture of a woman named Cindy Murphy, who was crowned Miss auburn after Bessie was cruelly murdered. She wasn't molested at all, no one ever even looked at her, and successfully completed her turn as Miss auburn.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:17 pm to Defnot Altie
I had the perfect dump this evening. One of those where you don't have to wipe your a-hole more than twice.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:22 pm to Switchback
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I had the perfect dump this evening. One of those where you don't have to wipe your a-hole more than twice.
Here:
was Bessie just a week before she won the auburn Homecoming Queen crown. They couldn't resist her.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:28 pm to Ag Zwin
Here is a rare photo of Bessie and the runner up before the election was held. The runner-up still thought she may be able to defeat Bessie and win the Miss auburn crown, at this point, so she was still in a good mood and smiling.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:49 pm to hiremikeleach
Huh? I live in Opelika. Let’s catch up at Resting Pulse, drink beer, and talk SEC football sometime.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:01 pm to Defnot Altie
I’ve heard about this. Poor Bessie never had a chance. Rumor is, 3 out of 10 cows on the plains are violated. “Stump breaking” is widespread at Auburn
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:08 pm to Defnot Altie
Too much sugar for a dime.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:09 pm to Defnot Altie
Ok Harry
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:15 pm to Defnot Altie
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Just 2 months after Bessie won the Miss auburn title, she was cow-napped by a group of former students from Opelika and was ritualistically violated until she died.
This is just one instance of auburn depravity, that they view as completely normal and healthy behavior, over the decades.
Disgusting. WTF is wrong with Auburn people, crying over trees and fricking cows to death.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:23 pm to Cobrasize
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I’ve heard about this. Poor Bessie never had a chance. Rumor is, 3 out of 10 cows on the plains are violated. “Stump breaking” is widespread at Auburn
It's sickening and shouldn't be allowed and encouraged as it is. They have always been deviants. It makes you want to puke when some auburn fan starts talking about "that good moo-moo".
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:25 pm to Defnot Altie
is this sort of like a porn bomb?
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:26 pm to Leto II
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:27 pm to V Bainbridge
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Disgusting. WTF is wrong with Auburn people, crying over trees and fricking cows to death.
What they do is so depressing; I don't know why they are like that. Everything in their lives revolves around cows so, I guess they just gradually incorporated sexual activities with the cows into their routines.
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:31 pm to Defnot Altie
I thought this was strictly an A&M thing...
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:34 pm to Defnot Altie
How old are you? 9? 10? Apparently, parents are not home and your babysitter is busy smoking meth behind your trailer
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:46 pm to Defnot Altie
She looks a lot like most female sidewalk bama fans, you know the type as you married one
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:47 pm to Defnot Altie
Test : Do you just see a cow's head
staring at you---or the silhouettes of
two faces, with Miss Auburn the one
on the right ?
staring at you---or the silhouettes of
two faces, with Miss Auburn the one
on the right ?
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