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re: Deep Cover (SECr style)
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:09 am to caliegeaux
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:09 am to caliegeaux
I would be the biggest, redneck, side walk, die hard Bama fan in the country. I'm talking natty light drinking, you tube video posting, tshirt wearing, oak tree poisoning, sister fricking Bama fan.
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Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:10 am to caliegeaux
why would I take a paycut to do that
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:12 am to dedfella
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Are there a lot of Bama girls in Fayetteville?
ISWYDT
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:13 am to caliegeaux
Ohhh. I get it now, this is make believe time. After 5 weeks of football this is all you got?
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:17 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
Hook 'em Horns! I'll take cash, please 
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:18 am to stat19
nah, just seeing who would sell out their team for another team....kind of like the coaches that get ridiculed for doing it.
just an observation on a boring day at work.
just an observation on a boring day at work.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:18 am to stat19
Do I have to grow a mullet?
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:27 am to Hubbhogg
This would be hard for those posing as ARK fans. They'd need 6-8 months to gain the 100 lbs necessary to blend in. You can't just send a skinny guy up there. They'd stick out like a Yankee.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:29 am to caliegeaux
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$500k/yr salary
I would do evil things for a 500k/yr salary.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:36 am to caliegeaux
For 500K, I'd suck your......
Posted on 10/5/11 at 11:31 am to caliegeaux
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$500k/yr salary??
Umm Roll Damn Tide!!
Posted on 10/5/11 at 11:35 am to The ChizMan Cometh
Don't really have a rival but for 500k I could easily roll tide, war eagle, geaux and other jacked up coonass spellings, don an OM Klan hood, ring a cowbell. Hell for that I'd even grope other men like they do at AM
Posted on 10/5/11 at 11:38 am to slacker130
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Do I have to grow a mullet?
I saw a guy with a mullet, jorts, and no shirt at the Florida game this weekend. It was glorious. I assumed he was a Florida fan.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 11:42 am to caliegeaux
I would do it. In fact, I would be so deep under cover that I would become their biggest booster. To get paid $500k/year to bring down my rival's program would be awesome!
Posted on 10/5/11 at 12:17 pm to caliegeaux
Gee, why not, I'll do ANYTHING for money.
Impossible - I'd get fired. Even if I wanted to do it, I couldn't do it day in and day out without finally getting fed up and just saying "GO TO HELL OLE MISS!"
I bet a lot of the people in this thread saying they would do it wouldn't last much past a season. They'd slip up or just realize it isn't worth it and go out and get a real job and go back to being a regular fan.
Impossible - I'd get fired. Even if I wanted to do it, I couldn't do it day in and day out without finally getting fed up and just saying "GO TO HELL OLE MISS!"
I bet a lot of the people in this thread saying they would do it wouldn't last much past a season. They'd slip up or just realize it isn't worth it and go out and get a real job and go back to being a regular fan.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 12:22 pm to caliegeaux
id do it and id go way over board in being a fan for them
war damn eagle, this is a offseason thread you corndog frick
war damn eagle, this is a offseason thread you corndog frick
Posted on 10/5/11 at 12:23 pm to WDE24
Posted on 10/5/11 at 12:25 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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just realize it isn't worth it and go out and get a real job and go back to being a regular fan.
pffffft....
Posted on 10/5/11 at 12:28 pm to caliegeaux
SO I get paid 500k to be an Auburn fan? orly?
A few questions though.
I have to publically shite? Why? And how are you supposed to eat, sleep, and shite of your rival? Auburn toilet paper?
A few questions though.
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you have to publically eat, sleep, shite and talk of your rival as if its your own team
I have to publically shite? Why? And how are you supposed to eat, sleep, and shite of your rival? Auburn toilet paper?
Posted on 10/5/11 at 12:30 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
frick yeah. no rival anymore, but i'm older and still hate texas...so hook em horns 
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