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Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:26 pm to
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:26 pm to
Another thread about Alabama by an Auburn fan.

Must have really took that last IB to heart. They're little broing hard this offseason.
Posted by secuniversity
Member since May 2015
5683 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:34 pm to
Imma pray for you.
Posted by aspiclark
Member since Jul 2014
3158 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:35 pm to
You keep saying everyone who hangs out on this little online trekkie convention is a dork.

but you're the dude who shows up every day speaking klingon in full costume. kind of hard to see what you're going for. nobody spends more time here than you.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:35 pm to
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the world would be a better place if every single Internet dork was hit by a bus


do people who create double digit fake personas after the last one keeps getting banned count as internet dorks?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35480 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:38 pm to
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dorks

Dorks? Please tell me you're either under 15 or over 70.
Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18284 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:38 pm to
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neveragump

White trash does things like kill people, poison trees, and race a bunch of 400 pounders across a football field to be first in line to get the autograph of your midget hero.
quote:

You don't think spending hours insulting strangers on the internet over a football game is trashy? Come on, man.



Bama is in his mind. Poor guy.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30214 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:40 pm to
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Are you really this stupid? Internet dorks are the outcast of society and these boards generally have God awful reputations in the real world.

The idea that something must be wrong with me because a bunch of Internet dorks don't like me is both laughable and the complete opposite of reality, Fact is most people on this planet share my belief that the world would be a better place if every single Internet dork was hit by a bus


Phan's signature give away - everything is "laughable"
Posted by aspiclark
Member since Jul 2014
3158 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:43 pm to
Yeah, he has a very distinct 'voice.' really easy to spot. limited vocabulary, overly pedantic writing style like he's trying to sound smarter than he is. i think he's really young. If not... :cringe:
Posted by aspiclark
Member since Jul 2014
3158 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:44 pm to
You're not "fricking with anybody" though. You're not rustling anybody's jimmies. You get spotted on your first post every single time and then the thread turns into everybody mocking you and you crying about Bama.

Our jimmies are chill as hell. Yours are very obviously rustled as frick. It's why you were logged in yesterday for 16 hours straight.

We win, you lose. Every single time. Just like on the field. Roll tide.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35480 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:49 pm to
You know, usually, when a person thinks everyone else has a problem and they're the only sane one, that person is a lunatic.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24481 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 4:58 pm to
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I enjoy fricking with people just because I can. I come here to mock, irritate, and piss off Internet dorks. Not to fit in with them. Big difference imo

What's the first thing I have to do to be as cool as you?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35480 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 5:01 pm to
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What's the first thing I have to do to be as cool as you?

Start here:


Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24481 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 5:04 pm to
I bet he rocks a pair of shin-length cargo shorts
Posted by aspiclark
Member since Jul 2014
3158 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 5:20 pm to
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I still win

Actually...



Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24481 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 5:20 pm to
Sweet deflect cargos confirmed
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35480 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 5:21 pm to
Did you really just try to boom someone with an article from 2003?
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24481 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 6:48 pm to
Ok should i still obsess over Alabama football? But in more of the negative way like you?
This post was edited on 4/4/16 at 6:58 pm
Posted by mrbroker
Sylacauga Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
16524 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 6:51 pm to
u are some eat up with jealousy dudewhole. and you are a horrible Troll
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 7:07 pm to
Gotta admit though, a phannie thread every once in a while is kind of fun.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35480 posts
Posted on 4/4/16 at 8:03 pm to
And he's gone. Maybe admitting he was just here to troll wasn't the smartest idea.
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