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re: Damn, I never realized how much weight Bert had gained since going to Arkansas
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:24 am to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:24 am to Roger Klarvin
He went from eating cheese to eating tons of free pork. If you have ever been to Arkansas everyone offers you food, and it's considered disrespectful not to eat.
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:38 am to nerd guy
I happended to watch a presser of Bert and almost fell asleep...he doesnt talk...he kinda snorts and really seemed a little bit dense....no flame intended.
With a sugar pie like his wife waiting at home...how can he let himself go like he has? Id be doing something to get weight off my azz.
With a sugar pie like his wife waiting at home...how can he let himself go like he has? Id be doing something to get weight off my azz.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 6:12 am to Hugh McElroy
It's the same with coaches wives, and player flames. Its not gonna change
Posted on 9/30/15 at 6:15 am to nerd guy
Southern food...
Posted on 9/30/15 at 6:18 am to higgs_boson
Poor wife has to wake up to him every morning.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:01 am to TheCheshireHog
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So you've actually taken a rumor that you read on the SECr and run with it as if it is fact. Fantastic.
I saw it on the Arkansas board a few weeks ago. Y'all were going back and foward about how he's always seen out in Fayettville drinking. Some of y'all even mentioned that he has some sort of apartment he stays at near town when he's trashed because he can't drive. Wasn't even going to bring that up
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:04 am to TheJones
Can you imagine how big he would be if he would be at LSU? 
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:08 am to Nissanmaxima
He's just redefining the phrase: pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:32 am to TheCheshireHog
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So you've actually taken a rumor that you read on the SECr and run with it as if it is fact. Fantastic.
Rumor or not, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to conclude that Bert has some major issues.
This type of weight gain coupled with very bazaar behavior are symptoms of a deeper issue. He's obviously a very unhappy person, and to say he lacks self control is a complete understatement.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:37 am to BHMKyle
If I lived within 10 miles of the catfish hole, I would be a blimp too.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:41 am to Revelator
he has definitely gained wait, Is the hat photo-shopped? Fark picture... 
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:55 am to TJGator1215
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He's just redefining the phrase: pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
I'd say he's personifying that phrase to be honest.
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