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Damn, I never realized how much weight Bert had gained since going to Arkansas
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:45 pm
Goddamn, I didnt remember him being that thin at Wisky. Dude has really lethimself go.
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:46 pm to Roger Klarvin
That's impressive. Over/under on 4,000 calories a day on a consistent basis?
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:47 pm to Roger Klarvin
Depression
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:49 pm to Roger Klarvin
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lethimself
How did your parents let themselves raise such a dumbass?
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:49 pm to Roger Klarvin
You're a TXAG fan, you should know the effect southern and mid-west bbq has on grown arse men. He's a frick knuckle but I don't blame him for the weight gain.
Think his hawt wife thurps when she gets in bed every night?
Think his hawt wife thurps when she gets in bed every night?
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:49 pm to Roger Klarvin
It's impossible to say no to that Arkansas BBQ
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:51 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Dude just needs to switch to vodka and gin, problem solved.
Empty calories is empty calories brah
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:55 pm to Roger Klarvin
When did he get married?
Usually after that, the late night drinks to start numbing the pain of waking up to the same person for the rest of your life begin to take on a cumulative affect. Next shaving and other hygiene activities decline, the desire to stay in shape collapses and you just hope for the day that the crane accidentally falls on you and it all fades to black.
What I am saying is marriage makes you fat.
Usually after that, the late night drinks to start numbing the pain of waking up to the same person for the rest of your life begin to take on a cumulative affect. Next shaving and other hygiene activities decline, the desire to stay in shape collapses and you just hope for the day that the crane accidentally falls on you and it all fades to black.
What I am saying is marriage makes you fat.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:57 pm to higgs_boson
The affect to realizing on a constant bases that you're the HC for Arkansas. Look what the last 2 coach's did to get out of there.
This post was edited on 9/29/15 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 9/29/15 at 11:02 pm to Roger Klarvin
Butch Jones will probably lose to this human circus.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 11:06 pm to Bamafan24
Fair point sir. That and being married may make the situation even more dire.
I still say it is marriage, the killer of men's souls.
I still say it is marriage, the killer of men's souls.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 11:16 pm to higgs_boson
Somebody had a rough divorce.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 11:26 pm to TheCheshireHog
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He has a drinking problem that probably contributes to that. Arkansas has a GA that has to follow him around in order to keep him in check
So you've actually taken a rumor that you read on the SECr and run with it as if it is fact. Fantastic.
Who cares if it's true or not. Only thing that matters is if it gets a rise out of people. It's the the rantard logic at its finest.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 11:26 pm to Roger Klarvin
I had ol Bert on my mind the other day... My neck broke..
Thanks wonderful crowd
Thanks wonderful crowd
Posted on 9/30/15 at 12:14 am to higgs_boson
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Usually after that, the late night drinks to start numbing the pain of waking up to the same person for the rest of your life begin to take on a cumulative affect. Next shaving and other hygiene activities decline, the desire to stay in shape collapses and you just hope for the day that the crane accidentally falls on you and it all fades to black.
Insert 'are you a wizard' awkward pic here.
Nothing else ever needs to be said from a male perspective about marriage.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 12:25 am to Roger Klarvin
Food is much better in Arkansas. Can't blame him.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 12:44 am to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 9/30/15 at 12:45 am to nerd guy
I can't believe Jen got him pregnant...
Posted on 9/30/15 at 12:46 am to nerd guy
I don't get it. What's up with people acting like she's a knockout? she's about a Dallas 6.5.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:03 am to Roger Klarvin
Anybody see it?
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