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re: Dak Prescott DUI a "gotcha" ?
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:25 am to croomdawggie
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:25 am to croomdawggie
LOL I hope he starts posting more often
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Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:25 am to pankReb
No you atrested him right before the Nfl draft
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:25 am to MullenBoys
And the thread derail continues 
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:27 am to MullenBoys
arrested *
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:27 am to MullenBoys
Did he or did he not have any eligibility left before the draft?
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:28 am to MullenBoys
We are very sorry for atresting your hero.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:29 am to hehatedrew
I think he's just mad that the bear controlled police didn't provide Dak with any depends while he was in jail.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:29 am to pankReb
Ncaa is still investigating. Why? What new shite are they finding out? Repeat offender
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:30 am to pankReb
You think he pooped his pants when he was arrested too? I hope his issue isn't a chronic one...
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:33 am to hehatedrew
So when the hammer falls, I can't wait for you and other OM fans to bow to me.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:33 am to hehatedrew
Maybe the diarrhea pouring out of his vehicle is what prompted the police to pull him over anyways. All those cosmos must have emptied out his bowels.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:34 am to MullenBoys
It probably helped him. Dak wound up playing behind the best OL in the game. He is also playing behind one of the most underachieving QB's in the game today.......plus, Romo is as brittle as an old man.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:35 am to MrAUTigers
Exactly
So you're welcome.
So you're welcome.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:36 am to MullenBoys
It's pretty ridiculous that the cop was acting like Dak has been sitting in the AC all summer and not outside sweating. I think he should spend some time reading up on the laws he's trying to enforce.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:39 am to MullenBoys
"Bow" to you? Jesus Christ.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:42 am to hehatedrew
We're so mad at Dak for going winless against us as a starter that we had him arrested after he was no longer on the team...
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:42 am to MullenBoys
You might want to stay out of our business and keep our name out of your mouth..... Or you will get the business eventually.... Just saying... FO...
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:47 am to MullenBoys
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the breathalyzer test was inconcusive.
Lulz. You know what this actually means don't you?
And I personally don't care at all about his DUI. Him shitting his pants against Ole Miss is way funnier and would be my go to "gotcha"
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:49 am to OBReb6
Yeah the pick six was our "gotcha"
Posted on 8/24/16 at 6:49 am to OBReb6
By a mile. I had literally forgotten about his "dui". I should have known it was those dang cheatin' TSUN gummybears in Oxfart that did it though!
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