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re: Corn Dog Facts and Partial Truths
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:30 pm to HailToTheChiz
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:30 pm to HailToTheChiz
If lsu scores 14 they win
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Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:30 pm to HailToTheChiz
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1. The Corn Dog was patented in 1927 by a Louisiana native, Stanley Jenkins
Nado Jenkins83 grandfather?
This post was edited on 9/11/18 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:31 pm to HailToTheChiz
I wasn't sure if I should but since you put it that way...
Post count burns are the best, keep em coming.
Post count burns are the best, keep em coming.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:32 pm to HailToTheChiz
The best things about these threads are the long explanations from corndogs about how it's not funny, it doesn't make sense, and it doesn't bother them
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:35 pm to genro
The long of it..
1. It’s retarded.
2. Auburn fans love it.
3. See #1
1. It’s retarded.
2. Auburn fans love it.
3. See #1
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:36 pm to LSUAlum2001
I suppose it could be worse. Could smell like cigars. God forbid
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:36 pm to genro
I do like a fine cigar every now and then, but not regularly,
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:37 pm to HailToTheChiz
Just a few things:
Technically the State Fair of Louisiana is only open 15-20 days/year; it'll be open from Oct 25 - Nov. 11 this year. That would equate to 35,000 corn dogs/day.
What's more impressive is that it only averages 425,000 in attendance, which equates to about 1.5 corn dogs/attendee. Keep representing Louisiana!
Question - were they sued for promoting the corn dog eating contest or the fact that someone died during it? It's a bit unclear. Just saying.
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2. The Louisiana State Fair sells 630,000 corn dogs per football season.
Technically the State Fair of Louisiana is only open 15-20 days/year; it'll be open from Oct 25 - Nov. 11 this year. That would equate to 35,000 corn dogs/day.
What's more impressive is that it only averages 425,000 in attendance, which equates to about 1.5 corn dogs/attendee. Keep representing Louisiana!
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4. Years ago, a lawsuit was filed against a bar in New Orleans, Louisiana for promoting a corn dog eating contest-induced death.
Question - were they sued for promoting the corn dog eating contest or the fact that someone died during it? It's a bit unclear. Just saying.
This post was edited on 9/11/18 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:44 pm to HailToTheChiz
Saturday night LSU fans gonna decorate a tree
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:45 pm to JCinBAMA
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Nado Jenkins83 grandfather
Shhhhh. I'm rich bitch
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:47 pm to LSUAlum2001
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The long of it..
1. It’s retarded.
2. Auburn fans love it.
3. See #1
Yeah, because all the jokes about other fanbases being hicks, incestual, meth users, gay (good God do LSU fans pound the hell out of that one to embarrassing levels), cow-frickers, jort wearers, etc etc aren't repetitious.
If the corndog thing hurts your feelings so much that y'all want people to cut them out, start by walking the walk first.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:49 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Auburn fan stole from an Oklahoma Fan in regards to the Cornhuskers from way back in the Usenet days.
link?
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:49 pm to LSUAlum2001
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The long of it..
1. It’s retarded.
2. Auburn fans love it.
3. See #1
There nothing insulting typed in my original post. All of you LSU fans have just assumed I was being derogatory with referencing these corn dog facts.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:50 pm to randomways
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gay (good God do LSU fans pound the hell out of that one
Don't care.
Had sex.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:54 pm to HailToTheChiz
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2. The Louisiana State Fair sells 630,000 corn dogs per football season.
I don't think that many people even attend the state fair.
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5. Many Louisiana State University fans can purchase maple-scented corn dog game day apparel.
Now that's a lie, or I would have found that in my size by now
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:55 pm to HailToTheChiz
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But hasn't stopped being funny
Please explain the humor in it.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:58 pm to elit4ce05
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link?
It was pre-link days in the 90s when most message boards were Usenet crap.
The original was written by Oklahoma fan in regards to Nebraska fans and an Auburn fan simply removed references to Nebraska and replace them with LSU.
In literary terms, the Auburn fan gets an F for plagiarization.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:59 pm to genro
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it doesn't make sense
The weird thing is that Louisiana and Louisianans are rife with shite to make fun of all by themselves. I mean, "LSU fans smell like they just came from the pogey plant" would make more sense. With the 49th ranked education system (thx, Mississippi) ignorance abounds here.
The smells, the weird food, the ignorance, it's all here. there's no reason at all to import some lame arse midwestern corn insult. It just shows a lack of imagination - like referring to Alabama fans as sister frickers or something. It's just dumb and lazy.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 3:08 pm to Choctaw
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Choctaw
FYI...corndogs taste and smell delicious
So do LSU Fans but I still wouldn't eat one.
OK so that's not completely true but you get the idea.
This post was edited on 9/11/18 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 9/11/18 at 3:15 pm to HailToTheChiz
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