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Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:30 am to tigerfoot
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:30 am to tigerfoot
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Whatever happens we need more corn dog.
LOL last year at the Ole Miss game some Black Bears were tailgating and when me and some friends walked by one of them yelled "Look Corndogs"!!!! I yelled back "Shut up you Chicken Nugget" they all looked at each other confused and I said now y'all know how you look.
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:32 am to atlgator
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And if you make a point about another team, you are "obsessed" with them. When in reality, you are trying to shine light on a point that is credible to the conversation.
This.
I think people forget that this is an actual Message Board where ideas and topics are supposed to be discussed.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:34 am to WG_Dawg
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that anything and everything that isn't glowing praise for a team is "trolling". It's probably what bothers me most about this board these days. Instead of good natured back and forth with both sides making points, the first time you say something not-positive about something you're trolling
Good point! I am also so tired of everyone retorting with "melt".
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Posting something dumb and getting called dumb doesn't mean you "got" someone.
This seems to happen a lot lately.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:35 am to Choctaw
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true...but i think we can all agree that A&M fans go a little above and beyond
Failing in a fail thread.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:37 am to NYCAuburn
Not sure if it fits exactly in this thread but I roll my eyes and disagree more often than not when someone pulls the 'you're better than that' line on someone else. In my experience, no they're not better than that 99% of the time.
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 10:50 am
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:45 am to piggilicious
Agreed, because we know that the majority of those being told that, really have never been better than that.... 
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:53 am to TheCheshireHog
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Saying an entire team is obsessed with something when in reality it's just a handful of posters on a message board and actually has nothing to do with the people playing the game.
Kind of along these lines, shite tier posters whose only form of rebuttals are attacking the logo next to a poster's name.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:53 am to NYCAuburn
$5 handjobs from the massage parlor down the street gets old because they started charging extra for lotion
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:03 am to NYCAuburn
Not a retort, but the malapropism, "Getting un-tracked" kills me.
It's either getting on track, which is a good thing...
or
...getting off track, which is a bad thing.
Sorry, I didn't mean to derail the thread.
It's either getting on track, which is a good thing...
or
...getting off track, which is a bad thing.
Sorry, I didn't mean to derail the thread.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:16 am to BarberitosDawg
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"Clown stomped."
Have. Never. Heard.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:24 am to NYCAuburn
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NYCAuburn
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:27 am to NYCAuburn
Team A going in dry on Team B
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:27 am to NYCAuburn
How about
I smack my 6 into your gear?
I smack my 6 into your gear?
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:27 am to Pettifogger
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come out of the woodwork to declare Gus the anti-christ
Hey, when it comes to the Apocalypse and the everlasting souls of my fellow posters, I make no apologies.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 2:41 pm to Pettifogger
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LOL, yeah, just a handful of folks come out of the woodwork to declare Gus the antichrist on a weekly basis. No obsession.
How about people that make hyperbolic straw man statements? This is a pretty good example, but a better one is a certain fanbase this offseason that started responding to any criticism of their team with "Oh, we should just cancel football since we're never going to win another game."
Posted on 9/11/15 at 3:04 pm to SeaCay
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"Clown stomped."
Have. Never. Heard.
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clownstomp
To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp but is slightly more humorous.
Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.
Ashlee Simpson got clownstomped by her band on SNL.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 3:16 pm to higgs_boson
When you can't find the droids you're looking for.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 3:18 pm to NYCAuburn
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retorts
I think the politically correct term is "mentally challenged."
Let's not engage in name-calling.
Posted on 9/11/15 at 3:20 pm to JDHLaw
What does the grind mean?
Posted on 9/11/15 at 3:23 pm to TheGoodLife
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What does the grind mean?
Look at your avatar.
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