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Common Retort Fails of tSECRant

Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:21 am
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:21 am
So now that the season has started, the smack talk is going into 6th gear. Yall need to step up your game with the retorts as many have failed.

"Rent is due"--I think you mean "living rent free". If you or your team are on their mind, all the time, you would not be collecting rent. Collecting rent suggest they are in living your head

"Ironic" or "Irony"--You probably meant hypocrite or hypocritical, not ironic

What else do you have?
Posted by atlgator
Jacksonville, Atlanta, Gainesville
Member since Aug 2014
5520 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:23 am to
quote:

"Rent is due"--I think you mean "living rent free". If you or your team are on their mind, all the time, you would not be collecting rent. Collecting rent suggest they are in living your head


Posted by 3andOut
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2013
3684 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:24 am to
Pretty Ironic that your rent is due.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:25 am to
ISWYDT
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:35 am to
quote:

What else do you have?


that anything and everything that isn't glowing praise for a team is "trolling". It's probably what bothers me most about this board these days. Instead of good natured back and forth with both sides making points, the first time you say something not-positive about something you're trolling.

Also on that note...a poster can say something just mind numbingly stupid. Just completely retarded. Then the first person that calls them out on being stupid, it's "got one!" or "aw man I'm reelin em in now". Ummm...no, that's not how it works. Posting something dumb and getting called dumb doesn't mean you "got" someone.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Posting something dumb and getting called dumb doesn't mean you "got" someone.

Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:37 am to
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Then the first person that calls them out on being stupid, it's "got one!" or "aw man I'm reelin em in now". Ummm...no, that's not how it works. Posting something dumb and getting called dumb doesn't mean you "got" someone.


this is the worst. say something stupid...get called out for saying something stupid..."AHHH...GOT YOU!!! YOU TOOK THE BAIT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Posted by atlgator
Jacksonville, Atlanta, Gainesville
Member since Aug 2014
5520 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:38 am to
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everything that isn't glowing praise for a team is "trolling"


And if you make a point about another team, you are "obsessed" with them. When in reality, you are trying to shine light on a point that is credible to the conversation.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43789 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:39 am to
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Also on that note...a poster can say something just mind numbingly stupid. Just completely retarded. Then the first person that calls them out on being stupid, it's "got one!" or "aw man I'm reelin em in now". Ummm...no, that's not how it works. Posting something dumb and getting called dumb doesn't mean you "got" someone.


Upvoted
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:39 am to
quote:

And if you make a point about another team, you are "obsessed" with them.


true...but i think we can all agree that A&M fans go a little above and beyond
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:40 am to
"Common Retort Fails"....
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:41 am to
quote:

"Rent is due"


I always took this to mean that they ARENT living in your head rent-free. The only time you ever think of them is when they "pay rent".

But you're likely correct, people who use it prolly mean LRF.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56192 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:41 am to
Whatever happens we need more corn dog.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40852 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:43 am to
Saying an entire team is obsessed with something when in reality it's just a handful of posters on a message board and actually has nothing to do with the people playing the game.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65599 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 8:44 am to

Have to disagree re: rent.

For example, Arkansas owns the the LSU cranial real estate free and clear. We aren't going to allow them to squat and instead charge them all $17.00 per day on a 365 day signed lease. Yes, it's steep and they struggle paying but it's strictly business.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38001 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:22 am to
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Pretty Ironic that your rent is due.


STFU hypocrite!
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Arkansas owns the the LSU cranial real estate free and clear.


The problem with this is, in the United States, you cant own someone else's body or their parts. The war of northern aggression put an end to that
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 9:25 am
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
3266 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:25 am to
Post something about your own team - "you have a team board for this"

Post something about another team - "___sessed"
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79098 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:26 am to
quote:

ISWYDT


Saying ISWYDT when everyone SWYDT
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79098 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Saying an entire team is obsessed with something when in reality it's just a handful of posters on a message board and actually has nothing to do with the people playing the game.



LOL, yeah, just a handful of folks come out of the woodwork to declare Gus the antichrist on a weekly basis. No obsession.
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