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re: Chris Todd 2009 = Zach Mettenberger 2013
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:00 pm to Uptown Oyster
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:00 pm to Uptown Oyster
He obviously has talent. He was Joe Willy fricking Staubach Montana Elway Marino Unitas last year against the Tide. And working with a competent OC has to have helped him leaps and bounds. He's for real, not a Heisman candidate, but real.
ETA: I hope he sucks syphilitic donkey dick on Nov. 9.
ETA: I hope he sucks syphilitic donkey dick on Nov. 9.
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Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:01 pm to wadewilson
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I would bookmark to bump later, but you'll never post again after your defense gets raped and assaulted by Mettenberger and Hill, so there's that, I guess.
There are so, so many things I like about this post.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:05 pm to therick711
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Auburn fans love Chris Todd for his better than the numbers say thing. Just ask them.
We do? Did you guys re-vote without me?
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:05 pm to Uptown Oyster
To end this whole Mett business, I think the point of LSU fans being excited about him is that while we haven't been really tested we used to not do this stuff on offense against bad opponents. The first game we have 2 WR's go over 100 yards for the first time since Michael Clayton and Josh Reed only to be followed up by a school record 5 TD passes. I just don't see how people can think it's just a coincidence that this happens when Cam Cameron shows up. Also, Mett has 9 TD's well on his way to passing his 12 TD mark for last year. Some people may go overboard, but for me I'm just excited that we appear to have a competent offense. Now I'm sure my words will be interpreted as me saying, "we're better than the Packers" so carry on. 
This post was edited on 9/16/13 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:05 pm to Uptown Oyster
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Chris Todd 2009
I don't remember him
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:07 pm to BGSB
He remembers you.
But he is a nice guy like that.
But he is a nice guy like that.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:08 pm to NBamaAlum
I chuckled.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:09 pm to Uptown Oyster
Todd had no arm, He was injured and some how made it through that season. Mett has a lot more tools and talent. Failed troll. 
This post was edited on 9/16/13 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:10 pm to therick711
quote:No, we love that Malzahn was able to make chicken salad out of chicken shite.
Auburn fans love Chris Todd for his better than the numbers say thing. Just ask them.
For those struggling with the analogy, Chris Todd and his dead arm = chicken shite and AU's 2009 offense = chicken salad.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:12 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:12 pm to wadewilson
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I would bookmark to bump later, but you'll never post again after your defense gets raped and assaulted by Mettenberger and Hill
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:12 pm to Broyota2
Hey, is that Bingham in your sig pic?
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:13 pm to Uptown Oyster
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Chris Todd 2009 = Zach Mettenberger 2013
Auburn played shitty secondaries in Louisiana Tech, Mississippi State, and #25 West Virginia.
I'm a little slow, but if I follow your analogy to its logical conclusion this means LSU wins it all next year.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:13 pm to NBamaAlum
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He remembers you.
But he is a nice guy like that.
Who does he play for now?
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:13 pm to BGSB
serious question for LSU fans: Has Mett taken the reins of the offense yet? Is he the leader now?
I didn't see that from Mett last season. I think he has to develop trust and chemistry with his guys and they have to develop trust in him. Not sure if they have done that yet but they will eventually. I think LSU beating up on some weak opponents early this season has gone a long way towards developing the chemistry. But I still think Mett needs to lead the team to a tough win before he really earns it.
I didn't see that from Mett last season. I think he has to develop trust and chemistry with his guys and they have to develop trust in him. Not sure if they have done that yet but they will eventually. I think LSU beating up on some weak opponents early this season has gone a long way towards developing the chemistry. But I still think Mett needs to lead the team to a tough win before he really earns it.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:14 pm to BGSB
First United Methodist in Union Springs.
Damn fine softball team.
Damn fine softball team.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:15 pm to NBamaAlum
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First United Methodist in Union Springs.
Nice
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:15 pm to Uptown Oyster
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I could torch UAB's and Kent State's secondary too
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:15 pm to Blake R
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We do? Did you guys re-vote without me?
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1. Cobb
2. Frazier
3. Burns
4. White Cam
5. Gross
6. Leard
7. Trotter
8. Todd
===============Competence Line of Demarcation===============
9. Cox
10. Craig
11. Nix
12. White
13. Campbell
14. Cam
LINK
Actually, they did. Check the link.
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Todd should be with Cox-Cam. When given time he could produce. When he was running for his life we were shite out of luck. Him and Cox were about the same.
This post was edited on 9/16/13 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:16 pm to NBamaAlum
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First United Methodist in Union Springs.
Is that the team Jem kept trying to get Atticus to play for?
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