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Posted on 10/12/23 at 2:52 pm
Posted by Blue and True
Member since Dec 2021
596 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 2:52 pm
Well, well, well, half-point of the season in the SEPee Conference, and yet ANOTHER season of pillow-fighting, trailer park living, and average football! Same boring conference, same boring teams, same boring football. Basically, it's the Pug Doggies and everyone else...Ol' Piss, the UT Smokey Mutts, LSWho, sUcK, the Crimson's fried, Florida Gay-tors, Auburn war chickens, Misery Tigers, South Carolina roosters, arkansas aardvarks, blah, blah, blah!

As for you Pug Dogs, your dynasty is OVER! We got 3, yes I said 3, teams in the Big 10 East who can beat your arse. I'm not joking, either. The Big 10 will have the osu/penn st. winner and MICHIGAN in the final 4, bet on it. You little mutt doggies can run, but you can't hide!

This is very simply, really...Michigan is loaded from top to bottom, and has the deepest roster in college football. So, tell that arrogant arse Kubby Smart we're coming after the Trophy. Tell that TE Brock Blowers we want his arse. Tell that mid-grade defense of Georgia we're gonna line up and smash their asses. Tell that JV qb of yours he's gonna be bleeding by halftime, if he makes it that long...THIS IS THE YEAR OF MICHIGAN, BABY!!!

Time for the SEPee to figure something out, real fast...the B10 Conference is your DADDY!
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19361 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 2:55 pm to
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As for you Pug Dogs, your dynasty is OVER! We got 3, yes I said 3, teams in the Big 10 East who can beat your arse

Didn't they beat the brakes off Michigan the last time they played?

I thought yall didn't do the conference pride nonsense in B1g country?
This post was edited on 10/12/23 at 2:56 pm
Posted by skipjackbama
Member since Apr 2023
1502 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 2:57 pm to
Look st this Rust belt Window Licker
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:01 pm to
How did that work out for you the last time?
Posted by Bandit1980
God's Country
Member since Nov 2019
3802 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:01 pm to
Are you a "Whitmer"?

Are you a Dem, you know, the jackass variety?

Are you still in your parenst's basement?

Have you always been this dumb?

Refer back to the top, sorry Dem, no flash cards.
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
826 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:04 pm to









Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17442 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Time for the SEPee to figure something out, real fast...the B10 Conference is your DADDY!


BCS bowls, NY6, and playoff results between SEC and Big 10:

1999 - Michigan over Bama
2001 - LSU over Illinois
2006 - Florida over Ohio St
2007 - LSU over Ohio St
2010 - Ohio St over Arkansas
2014 - Ohio St over Bama
2015 - Bama over Mich St
2018 - Florida over Michigan
2020 - Bama over Ohio St
2021 - UGA over Michigan
2022 - UGA over Ohio St

By my count that's 8-3 in the SEC's favor with four different schools getting 2 wins a piece to only 2 schools accounting for all 3 of the Big 10's wins. But please continue
Posted by Bayoutrashy
Member since Jun 2023
136 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:05 pm to
Please remind me how many natty's the BIG 1O has compared to the SEC in the playoff era. Your schedule is so soft that you lost to friggin TCU in the playoffs. Michigan is overhyped every year and gets pile-driven whenever they play a worthy opponent. Georgia, LSU, Bama, Ole Miss all would steam roll you with their offenses.
Posted by halfadolla50
Member since Oct 2015
326 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:05 pm to
I would root for every single team in the SEC to beat Michigan. Jim sleeps with kids
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
2052 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:09 pm to
"Tell that TE Brock Blowers we want his arse. Tell that mid-grade defense of Georgia we're gonna line up and smash their asses."

After a thorough examination of the above comments, I have concluded that you are, in fact, a homosexual. Please go away.

Speaking of homosexuality...UGA prison-raped Michigan last time we played...if you'll recall.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67601 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:11 pm to
A Michigan fan calling out the south for trailer parks is funny.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22776 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:12 pm to
No one on UGAs team has given Michigan another thought since the day they ended all your hopes and dreams. Your team has been thinking about them every moment since then, that’s funny as shite.
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
10295 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:13 pm to
Y'all delude yourselves more than any fanbase. Even Notre Dame fans realize no matter how highly rated they are it's all going to come crashing down.
Posted by TigerWoodlands
The Woodlands
Member since Dec 2008
876 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:14 pm to
Now that you’re so full of conference pride, let’s review how you did in the CFP last year…

Oh yeah B1G went 0-2 and had some southern BBQ before going home.
This post was edited on 10/12/23 at 3:23 pm
Posted by DawginSC
Member since Aug 2022
4625 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:17 pm to
Not really concerned about a team that has yet to play a top 25 opponent or one even getting votes.

Unless they lose to a sucky team, Michigan doesn't play anyone until game 10.
Posted by theliontamer
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
902 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:19 pm to
Bowl games with Harbaugh:
December 30, 2016 Orange Bowl Florida State L 32–33
January 1, 2018 Outback Bowl South Carolina L 19–26
December 29, 2018 Peach Bowl Florida L 15–41
January 1, 2020 Citrus Bowl Alabama L 16–35
December 31, 2021 Orange Bowl Georgia L 11–34
December 31, 2022 Fiesta Bowl TCU* L 45–51
*this team went on to lose by 58 points to Georgia
Posted by PassingThrough
Member since Sep 2021
2622 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Jim sleeps with kids


Are you referring to Jim Jordan?
Posted by Blue and True
Member since Dec 2021
596 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

I would root for every single team in the SEC to beat Michigan. Jim sleeps with kids




Well, look, it's a o$u walNUT fan, trying to be "cool" in front of these SEPee halfwits...go tune up with a JV Penn ST team, then get ready for your Varsity, double-digit arse-beating in Ann Arbor! That's 3 in a row, and that's a pattern, Mr. brutus walNut. We planted an M flag on your trashy, Toilet-Seat looking shanty stadium last year, all while your gutless coach & gutless players walked right on by...WTF? Lost some respect for you dudes, for real...
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
72641 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:26 pm to
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Posted by geauxcoco
Greenville, SC
Member since Apr 2007
11045 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 3:29 pm to
Damn you Meeeechegan fans are desperate
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