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Can someone explain the legend behind "Bert"?

Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:49 pm
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:49 pm
Why everyone calls Beliema Bert? TIA
This post was edited on 11/10/15 at 3:53 pm
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:49 pm to
Bert sounds fatter than Bret
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9056 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:50 pm to
He looks more like a Bert than a Bret, it's pretty simple

Posted by MSU5
Memphis
Member since Aug 2011
3411 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:50 pm to
Buliema + Brett= Burt.. Math?
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:50 pm to
cuz he's fat
Posted by Tacoma Tiger
Tacoma, WA
Member since Dec 2011
920 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:52 pm to
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Buliema + Brett= Burt..


Pretty sure he doesn't have bulimia.
Posted by mrbroker
Sylacauga Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
16529 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:52 pm to
Bret sounds like a choir boy and a frat boy
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145171 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:52 pm to
bert is his real name
Posted by 615tider
sidewalk in TN
Member since Oct 2012
3349 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:53 pm to
Bret is a nimble, athletic kind of guy






























Bert on the other hand.......................
Posted by bama1959
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2008
4558 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:53 pm to
I thought it was because he looked like Bert from Bert and Ernie.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:54 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27264 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:55 pm to
Bret sips tea and eats crumpets.

Bert gets banned from Golden Corral.
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 3:56 pm to
Thanks for informing me.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Bret is a nimble, athletic kind of guy


i'd put money on bert or bret being about to whip at least 50% of this boards arse right now.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 4:05 pm to
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i'd put money on bert or bret being about to whip at least 50% of this boards arse right now.


Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 4:06 pm to
whoop then

those boobs, good lawd.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27264 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 4:07 pm to
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Thanks for informing me.


You're welcome. Glad I could help.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 4:09 pm to
You must mean "whipe" arse. Fat-tiddy-man ain't gonna whip any arse
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33345 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

those boobs, good lawd.


Let's rub our boobs 2gether
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 11/10/15 at 4:11 pm to
speaking of coaches and names, I call Miles Sling Blade.
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