re: Butch Jones isn't just winning games...

Do you think Alabamas defense will pick it up this week? After giving up 6 TDs this season (compared to LSUs 5), they need to improve and fast!

My sources say that Dylan Moses actually committed to Bama after seeing how many TDs they had given up, he felt they needed help.

I'd have to agree Dylan

I know Billy. We are in trouble. Our defense is certainly not LSU Arnada's Animals. But, us po' folk will just have to try to get by.

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Thanks for taking LSU off us. It has been bothersome having 5 teams hanging from our big brass balls.

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Had to be exhausting

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Had to be exhausting

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Heavy lies the crown...from our big arse sweaty nuts.

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LSU Arnada's Animals

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I like it... I didn't know you guys had already established a nickname for them, doesn't surprise me though.

I'm sure Saban's Softees will be solid in a few years

Well Billy, we can see greatness and the greatness coming from Red Stick is blinding.

Thanks for your encouraging words. Maybe one day we be ok on defense.

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Lol, I'll be honest, it's nice just to be in a position for other fans to "dick ride" us

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I'm not dickriding anyone. I'm just posting an observation that Butch sold his soul to the devil, and in return his team will not only win but do so in a fashion that completely emasculates his opponents and leaves them empty inside.

Let's look at the evidence:

First, according to ESPN's "Win %" probability calculator, Tennessee had an 80.3% chance of losing to Appalachian State.



Tennessee had a 53.1% chance of losing to Virginia Tech down 14-0.



Tennessee had a 21.1% chance of losing to Ohio while up by only two points at 21-19.



Tennessee had a 93.3% chance of losing to Florida down 21-3.



Tennessee had a 99.9% chance of losing to Georgia down 31-28 with 10 seconds remaining.




There is but one logical conclusion to draw from all of this. Tennessee is undefeated despite the probability of being undefeated being next to impossible, statistically speaking.

Butch sold his soul, and his opponents are going to feel the burn of Satan's fiery dick. It is inevitable.

Having figured this out, I am but a humble messenger attempting to issue a warning, so that people can prepare themselves emotionally and be mindful that the pain, while intense, is only temporary, and that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

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I'm trying to help you out here. Heed the warning the soothsayer bringeth you.

He's just an amateur. When was the last time you saw Nick Saban falling to his knees and crying after winning a close game?

It's the difference between a professional and an amateur, a 5-time National Championship coach and an above-average mid-major coach.

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When was the last time you saw Nick Saban falling to his knees

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Never, and that is exactly why Tennessee will win.

Butch went to the crossroads, and fell own on his knees. Saban can't out-coach the supernatural.