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Butch Jones isn't just winning games...
Posted on 10/2/16 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 10/2/16 at 2:58 pm
He's destroying souls. He'll let a team get a nice lead, let all their fans and players start feeling confident and then BOOM! Just like Lucy to Charlie Brown, he pulls the ball away right when you're about to kick it and you fall on your arse, dejected and crying.
He's doing this deliberately. He doesn't just want to win games, he wants to completely demoralize his opponents and their fans.
He sold his soul to the devil and in exchange ripping out the hearts and souls of his opponents in a manner that leaves them emasculated and empty inside.
You've been warned. Your team is Charlie Brown and Butch Jones is Lucy. He's going to pull the floor out from under you. It is inevitable, so don't get your hopes up.
Watch as Florida and Georgia implode the rest of this season. Florida has already begun, needing a miracle to beat lowly Vanderbilt. When LSU crushes them next Saturday, they'll have Butch Jones to thank for demoralizing them in advance.
I'm most worried about Alabama fans. Their insecurity and the fact that their whole identity is based around a football team means that there will probably be more than a few suicides and/or murders after Butch makes Saban his Bitch.
Aggies are used to being sodomized, so I'm not so concerned about them, but for Bama fans, please take note of the suicide hotline, you're going to need it: 1-800-273-8255.
VB
He's doing this deliberately. He doesn't just want to win games, he wants to completely demoralize his opponents and their fans.
He sold his soul to the devil and in exchange ripping out the hearts and souls of his opponents in a manner that leaves them emasculated and empty inside.
You've been warned. Your team is Charlie Brown and Butch Jones is Lucy. He's going to pull the floor out from under you. It is inevitable, so don't get your hopes up.
Watch as Florida and Georgia implode the rest of this season. Florida has already begun, needing a miracle to beat lowly Vanderbilt. When LSU crushes them next Saturday, they'll have Butch Jones to thank for demoralizing them in advance.
I'm most worried about Alabama fans. Their insecurity and the fact that their whole identity is based around a football team means that there will probably be more than a few suicides and/or murders after Butch makes Saban his Bitch.
Aggies are used to being sodomized, so I'm not so concerned about them, but for Bama fans, please take note of the suicide hotline, you're going to need it: 1-800-273-8255.
VB
This post was edited on 10/2/16 at 3:59 pm
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Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:01 pm to Number 31
Oh look L5U fan dickriding the vols.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:04 pm to JCinBAMA
I'm just trying to save lives here.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:25 pm to Number 31
Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:26 pm to Number 31
I guess a LSU fan would know about having their soul destroyed after the meltdown at Auburn last week.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:28 pm to MaroonFarmer
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I guess a LSU fan would know about having their soul destroyed after the meltdown at Auburn last week.
Nah. Ritter thought he was getting over on us but he wound up doing us a huge favor. We good.
Unless we win out we won't have to worry about Tennessee cutting our dicks off.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:29 pm to Number 31
Please never change LSU fans. 
Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:40 pm to Ted2010
Saban isn't passing the torch, Butch is taking that shite.
I'm just trying to help prepare you in advance so you don't get too caught up in the moment and do something tragic and irreversible.
I'm just trying to help prepare you in advance so you don't get too caught up in the moment and do something tragic and irreversible.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:44 pm to Number 31
TN has struggled in every game this season. Eventually that horseshoe will fall from Butch's anus, and they will be exposed. Be patient, it will happen.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:52 pm to Jumbo_Gumbo
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Eventually that horseshoe will fall from Butch's anus, and they will be exposed.
Perhaps, but not this year. A deal's a deal and Butch paid a steep price for success. He went to the crossroads, and there's no going back.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 3:52 pm to MaroonFarmer
5-0 We own everything about you aggy. You can post when we say you can post.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 4:03 pm to DBU
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5-0 We own everything about you aggy. You can post when we say you can post.
They'll probably hire Les after their inevitable collapse this year.
I see them losing to UT, Bama, OM and LSU at the very least.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 4:20 pm to DBU
Remind me again what LSU is ranked? 
Posted on 10/2/16 at 4:20 pm to MaroonFarmer
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Posted on 10/2/16 at 4:30 pm to Number 31
What do UT and LSU have in common? Neither can beat Alabama.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 4:31 pm to Ted2010
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Please never change LSU fans.
Keep posting this Teddy, "never change"
Posted on 10/2/16 at 4:31 pm to Ted2010
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What do UT and LSU have in common? Neither can beat Alabama.
Well, not since you became a fan
Posted on 10/2/16 at 4:32 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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WilliamTaylor21
Only for you sweet Billy T.
Posted on 10/2/16 at 4:33 pm to BigOrangeBri
But UT, what does it feel like to have LSU dick riding you?
Posted on 10/2/16 at 4:35 pm to Number 31
L5U fans know they no longer have a chance to beat Bama, so they are now relying on UT.
Sad stuff, really.
Sad stuff, really.
This post was edited on 10/2/16 at 4:36 pm
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