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Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:51 am to
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:51 am to
One of the more under rated Iron Bowls of all time. Auburn played way above their heads that day and as Greg Mac pointed out last night on SEC network, Bama thought about one team in 2009. Florida. The whole season was in preparation for Florida and we played down a few times that year but Auburn did play great. We just did what we had to do then dismantled Florida.
Posted by RebelVol
The Sip
Member since Aug 2016
4180 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:53 am to
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do not read 'Finnegans Wake'. It's not worth it. Unless it gets you laid
since when the hell did we start to get laid for reading books?
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17289 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 9:03 am to
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And with already picking up some of the top recruits in the nation, a new coaching staff that have eyes of the tiger, and an AU Family ready to support them all, we only have one question – when does the 2010 season start? I CAN’T WAIT!!!
Embarrassing post, to be sure, but the OP's optimism regarding 2010 turned out to be accurate.

And while it's always fun to point out the ridiculous homerism of your opposing fanbase, remember that it works both ways...

Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 9:03 am to
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since when the hell did we start to get laid for reading books?


He clearly stated you don't have to read it, just use it as a prop. You know, like when you take a little dog to the park for a walk.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 9:06 am to
Did you get permission from TTsTowel to post this or did you do it without his permission
Posted by phil4bama
Emerald Coast of PCB
Member since Jul 2011
11455 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 9:13 am to
Really ballsy of an Auburn fan to post how rude and obnoxious Alabama fans can be. Might be true at times, but brother, Auburn wrote the book on rude, obnoxious, and classless fans. If you don't believe me, ask the rest of your SEC brethren who has worse fans. That's one thing you'll win, hands down.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24156 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 10:33 am to
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Really ballsy of an Auburn fan to post how rude and obnoxious Alabama fans can be. Might be true at times, but brother, Auburn wrote the book on rude, obnoxious, and classless fans. If you don't believe me, ask the rest of your SEC brethren who has worse fans. That's one thing you'll win, hands down.


I'd say Vandy fans are the worst. With their book readin' and Asian girlfriends. I'd be glad to show those big headed bastards the square root of an arse kicking.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 10:35 am to
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That's one thing you'll win, hands down.

Wrong
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24156 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 10:39 am to
I actually get along great with auburn fans. On here and in person. But it's Iron Bowl week, so frick 'em.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37617 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 10:48 am to
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"The University of Alabama is Nazi Germany and We're Coming After Their Children" speech


I think it was the Roman Empire he compared us to,.....unfortunately for him this Roman Empire is lasting another 1,000 years or so
Posted by wooooo
Member since Sep 2016
44 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:35 pm to
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I'd say Vandy fans are the worst. With their book readin' and Asian girlfriends. I'd be glad to show those big headed bastards the square root of an arse kicking.

Preach, start a thread, tell him to meet you at sonic
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:41 pm to
What in Satan's name is that?
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 6:03 pm to
Oh, and despite being Auburn Insane, the quoted post in the OP is a total lie, too.

I was at that game. There were plenty of happy Bama fans celebrating after the game and plenty of pissed and sad Auburn fans.

My husband and I had the misfortune of sitting in an Auburn section for the game - with my AU BIL and SIL. My husband and I cheered at the end of the game and the Bama win - nothing obnoxious or out of control.

This HORRID 60 year old bleach blonde bitch of an Auburn fan lost her ever loving mind and started cussing us and our ancestors. She threw a drink on my boots/pant legs and started physically coming for me.

Luckily, my BIL and SIL and all the other normal, not psycho AU fans around us called her out and defended us. They all said good game and good luck the rest of the way like normal people.

I wanted to call her Tammy and antagonize her but I'm not a big gal and I've never been in fist fight. So I kept my mouth shut.

That country bitch would have beat my arse.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6979 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 6:11 pm to
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I actually get along great with auburn fans. On here and in person. But it's Iron Bowl week, so frick 'em.
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Me too. A couple of the funniest posters on here are barners and many of my friends are also barners. But none of them seem to have the ITAT mentality or at least they keep it hidden.
Posted by TheDre
Member since Oct 2010
268 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 6:23 pm to
I sat in the auburn student section for that game. It was me, my gf at the time and like 5 of my auburn friends, I was cheering and hugging her but nothing obnoxious, but I fully believe if I wasnt with my friends who went to auburn....I wouldn't have made it out without a drink on my head at least, they literally had to be like, "no! Trust us! He's cool!" People were cool after we got out of the stadium, but I just chalk those evil looks I got in the stadium to emotions immediately after the fact. No hard feelings and have honestly had a great time everytime I've been to auburn.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 11/22/16 at 6:37 pm to
Reads like something out of How the Grinch Stole Christmas and Whoville.

I started this thread last year, and it got anchored and I got a PM telling me not to post full articles without linking them.

I went to the help board and explained that it was just a message board post. They didn't unanchor it.
Posted by warrreagle93
Georgia
Member since Nov 2013
1375 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 6:46 pm to
I didn't get it either man. lol
Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18284 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:10 pm to
Here's the Housel speech in all it's glory. (WARNING LONG WINDED)

From the War Eagle Reader

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‘We’re comin’ after their butt’: David Housel on Bama and the Iron Bowl, 2002
TRANSCRIPT:

I, like you, have read everything, I’ve heard everything, and I’ve seen everything. Now the time has come, the time has come to decide who we are, what we are, and what we’re going to do.

You Alabama fans listening in to see what we’re doing, what we’re saying, how we’re feeling, how we’re thinking – how about giving us a moment alone, just us Auburn people, so we can talk among ourselves. Would you do us that favor? We’d appreciate it. Take a break, go to the bathroom, get another beer, do whatever you want to do, I don’t care. Just give us Auburn people a moment alone.

Well, now that we’re alone what do you think? Ah, I know they’re still there, I know they’re still there listening in on what we’re saying, but so be it. I’m not scared of them and you’re not scared of them either, not since coach dye came, none of us have been scared of them anymore, none of us. If they weren’t scared of us, they wouldn’t still be listening in and thinking we didn’t know they were there.

Funny thing is they probably thought we were stupid enough to think they would leave when we asked them to leave. They’re the ones with the problem, not us. In fact I want them to hear what we’re saying and what we’re talking about. I want them to know what we’re thinking, they need to know, and when they find out, they won’t sleep good tonight, tomorrow night, any night. We’re coming after their butt. We’re coming after them today, we’re coming after them tomorrow, we’re coming after them the day after tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that.

We will not rest, we won’t sleep, we will not be deterred until we reach our goal, and that goal is simply this: to paint this state – the entire state – not North Alabama, not South Alabama, not East Alabama, not West Alabama, the entire state, orange and blue. Now Terry Bowden and I didn’t always agree, and we didn’t always see eye to eye on everything, but we did agree on one thing. We might not get them, the Alabama mamas and papas, but we were going to get the sons and the daughters. We were going to get the children, and we are getting them. Birminghan was once their bastion, their home ground, their turf. Look at the statistics. Statistics don’t lie. Birmingham and Jefferson County students are coming to Auburn as never before.

We’re winning the battle there, and we’re winning the battle everywhere else. Take a snapshot here, take a snapshot there and it might not be evident. But in your heart, in your heart of hearts, you know we’re winning the battle, and you know we’re winning the war. Where are their sons and daughters going to school? Think about your Alabama friends and the number of their children who are coming to Auburn. Inch by inch, person by person, child by child we’re winning the war. It might not be evident in every battle, and it may or may not be evident today, but we’re winning the war.

All we have to do is keep the faith and keep on fighting. Every day in every way in every arena. The future is ours. All we have to do is fight for it and take it. Keeping the faith, that’s the key. And I don’t want to get anybody mad, and I don’t want to offend anybody, but think about the Vietnam War. Think about it in the context of the Alabama-Auburn rivalry. Time and time again we Americans claimed victory. We read about it in the paper, we heard about it on television, we beat ourselves on the chest.

And what did it get us? In the little things and the hearts of the people? That’s where wars are won and lost, and we’re winning this war with Alabama, just as sure as you hear the sound of my voice, we’re winning it. You know it and they know it.

That’s what will keep them awake tonight, that’s what will keep them awake in the nights to come. Winston Churchill, he of the Auburn heart said it best, “Never, never, never give up. We will fight on the land, we will fight on the sea, we will fight in the air, we will fight until Hitler and his Nazis are driven from the face of the earth.”

Now I’m not comparing Alabama to Hitler and the Nazis. Not at all. There are many good Alabama people, and I have many good Alabama friends, at least a few, and I have great respect for them and their program for what they’ve accomplished down through the years. But this is not about them, this is about us: who we are, what we are, and what we are going to do.

We are going to fight them today, we are going to fight them tomorrow. We’re going to fight them every day and every way. We won’t win all the battles, but we’re going to win the war. You Alabama fans out there, still listening in, eavesdropping voyeurs that you are, lurking there in the deep, dark shadows of radioland, you can bank on it. We’re going to win the war. Remember Dunkirk, the gallant British army was virtually driven into the sea. That was but one battle. It was a long, long war as this has been, and will continue to be, a long, long war.

No, this is not about you. This is about us, the Auburn people. And this is a call to arms. Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after that, and the day after that. We will fight until victory is ours.

And as for today, Coach Jordan said it best, and that’s beat hell out of the University of Alabama. We will fight until the victory is ours. We may get knocked down, but we will not be knocked out. We will get up and fight again. We may occasionally be downhearted, but we will not be defeated. Never.

It is not in our nature, not in our makeup, it is not in our heart and it is not in our soul. Remember Goliath, remember the Roman Empire, remember Ozymandias. Learn from them, my Alabama friends. Learn from them and prepare to join them. No, Ozymandias was not Ozzie Nelson’s cousin.

Now go listen to Eli. He’s a good man, he’ll tell you who Ozymandias was. Back to you, Paul. Let’s get it on.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:24 pm to
Will be its own thread later in the week. Thank you for posting.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30214 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:35 pm to
Haha. David Nousel is full of Auburn.
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