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But something unexpected happened... An AUsome day

Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:08 am
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:08 am
It was a low key day. Alabama was supposed to dismantle Auburn. Their Heisman candidate had a national stage to take center spotlight. But something unexpected happened.

Our tailgate was a fun morning. We hosted many Bama friends who came by. The food was fabulour, the music was toe tapping, and the weather was perfect. We went to our traditional “Tiger Walk” and cheered the team and coaches into the stadium – like gladiators inot their arena knowing a hungry, undefeated opponent was on the other side pacing and suiting up for a David and Goliath moment. But something unexpected happened.

The sea of orange filled the sun-kissed stadium. Every seat was filled. Our Eagle, Tiger, flew around the tops of our heads and landed midfield. The teams entered to thunderous applause, fanfare and frenzied fans. Bama fans wore stickers that said “Fear the shutout.” But something unexpected happened.

Auburn, fueled by the fans and faith of spirit with hard work, threw everything they had at Alabama. And for 56 minutes Auburn prevailed. The score, the stats, the noise, the pride; for 56 minutes we owned it. But something unexpected happened.

Alabama put together a successful last minute drive and scored the go ahead points. The TV announcers loved the battle for ratings. No one in the stadium moved. But something unexpected happened.

The Alabama fans stayed and “sabaned” their victory. Their band played. Their victory ended a perfect scheduled season. But something unexpected happened.

What possibly could be wrong? The Bama fans had suffered, sweated, cursed, paced and prayed for 56 torturous minutes and their team finally pulled it out and won. But what they saw next was not suppose to happen … either.

The Auburn Family stayed. They were supposed to flee in defeat but alas the opposite happened. We stayed in our seats and waited for our team to walk off the field. 80,000 family members escorted them off with thunderous applause and chants of “It’s great to be an Auburn Tiger!” The recruits stayed and watched this family of ours lift up our team who served up a whole humble pie to #2 Bama.

It reminded me of the scene in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” when the Who’s in Whoville gathered after their presents and decorations were missing but lifted their voices loudly anyway to lift up their gratitude and celebrations. For us it was about thankfulness, honor and family. For 56 minute we were fans, but as our team walked off the field for a few minutes we were all one family. It was a great feeling and we had not even won the game … on the scoreboard.

We walked out of the stadium chanting AU cheers down the ramps. Alabama fans quiet and shocked. Their Heisman candidate was disposed of. Their defense was embarrassed. Their haughtiness was silent.

I have not mentioned the crudeness and ugliness that I witnessed or was a part of from Alabama fans prior and during the game. Their reputation for being rude fans lived on – not pulling for their team and being good fans but being jerks to others – even to children. However, after the game they were silent. Eerily quiet. One would have thought they lost the game. The lack of cries of “Roll Tide” was noticeably absent.

But something happened. Auburn continued to make us proud, played their hearts out, made idiots of the sports announcers who proclaimed earlier this was a waste to play, and silenced the visiting fans.

Yes, something happened. Auburn won everything but the scoreboard. This was not supposed to happen! Alabama was not supposed to allow this!! It was just Auburn for goodness sakes, right? Wrong.

Not a perfect day but an AUsome day. And with already picking up some of the top recruits in the nation, a new coaching staff that have eyes of the tiger, and an AU Family ready to support them all, we only have one question – when does the 2010 season start? I CAN’T WAIT!!!
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:10 am to
shite never grows old
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24093 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:13 am to
Too bad he forgot to throw in a War Damn Chizik at the end.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:14 am to
What the frick
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:15 am to
That's gotta be one of the most Auburn post I've ever seen.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:18 am to
I've read 'Finnegans Wake' in its entirety and I'm still having trouble understanding what just happened here. Is this a transcript of some blooper reel or something?




Incidentally, just for the record, do not read 'Finnegans Wake'. It's not worth it. Unless it gets you laid by a suitably impressed co-ed. Still only barely worth it. This also applies to the works of Proust. Just...just don't.
This post was edited on 11/22/16 at 1:19 am
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17872 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:27 am to
Damn it vandy, nobody reads to get laid.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:37 am to
quote:

Damn it vandy, nobody reads to get laid.


You don't have to actually read. You just carry the book around and look smart. There's an entire class of bed-able women that can't tell the difference between 'smart' and 'pretentious twit.' By the time they wise up, you've already ruined their evening twice. Well, twice for you, anyway.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24093 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:39 am to
There's exceptions




Using these simple magic tricks and scams, you'll make panties disappear.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:41 am to
quote:


Using these simple magic tricks and scams, you'll make panties disappear.



Looking at the guy on the cover, I'm pretty certain they left out "With Dicks" at the end of the title.
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:00 am to
That really is the most Auburn post ever.

What do you have in store for us the rest of the week?

I hope you are going to spotlight David Housel's "The University of Alabama is Nazi Germany and We're Coming After Their Children" speech.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18614 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:48 am to
Auburn fans are weird as frick.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64945 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:08 am to
I'll never forget reading that post aloud to my best friend in our dorm room in the week after we beat Florida in the SEC Championship Game. His reaction to it was priceless.

Thanks OP for sharing a classic.


This post was edited on 11/22/16 at 5:09 am
Posted by TommyM
Conflict of interest
Member since Nov 2013
2295 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:18 am to
I've mentioned it before, but after that game, one of my Auburn friends changed his Facebook picture to one of Ingram getting stuffed by a pair of Auburn tacklers and captioned the pic with how great it was to be an Auburn Tiger because they'd just killed Ingram's Heisman chances. Still one of the most amazing moral victory celebrations I've ever seen.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24093 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:46 am to
quote:

That really is the most Auburn post ever.

What do you have in store for us the rest of the week?

I hope you are going to spotlight David Housel's "The University of Alabama is Nazi Germany and We're Coming After Their Children" speech.


Not sure if I've seen the Nazi one. Though I do have at least one more AUsome post.

Eta: I found the Bama is Nazi Germany speech, but not a transcript.

Bama is a natzi
This post was edited on 11/22/16 at 6:09 am
Posted by crimson_one
Member since Oct 2012
1136 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:46 am to
Bailed at "auburn family"...so.
Posted by DocYates
Member since Oct 2015
616 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:11 am to
OK, really??? Did Butch Jones write this crap???
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15369 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:44 am to
Epitome of the au fambly. "See we didnt really lose, we actually won!" War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:47 am to
quote:

I hope you are going to spotlight David Housel



That dude has some doosies. He's the personification of Auburn.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:51 am to
What Auburn grandpa posted that?

My favorite part
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We walked out of the stadium chanting AU cheers down the ramps. Alabama fans quiet and shocked


Wasn't that the game they defended the trees with the help of the National Guard?

Oh, another first down for Juuuuuuuuuulioooooo
This post was edited on 11/22/16 at 8:52 am
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