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re: Burrow didn't win the Heisman yesterday
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:41 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:41 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
Ah... the infamous, "I'm not stupid, I was just kidding."
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Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:41 pm to Brooooch
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Then you have to adjust Burrow's numbers to take into account that LSU's offensive line brazenly held on probably 30 out of Burrow's 42+ dropbacks
You do realize that a double team on Brown is not a hold!
whatever you need to sleep at night. Congrats on the L 
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:42 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
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There's a strong suspicion that LSU wet the field repeatedly with fire hoses so they could slow down Auburn's pass rush. Dunno if that's true, but Auburn had been told the field had good drainage and had to scramble to adjust footwear after warm-ups.
Has your mama changed your diaper yet?
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:43 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
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Evidently sarcasm is no longer appreciated here
I wasn't sure you were being sarcastic (although the wetting the field thing seemed over the top). There have been quite a lot of crying Auburn threads similar to LSU fan ref threads after a loss.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:43 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
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BleedOrangeBlue
Terrific melt. Bravo! Kudos!
It's ok. Go recite the Auburn Creed because you "believe in Auburn" (and the tooth fairy and that load of crap you just posted).
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:44 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
Shhhh, don’t poop on the Rantard dream season.
No reason to be a sore loser, just nod your head, smile and say they’re the best you’ve seen in a while.
No reason to be a sore loser, just nod your head, smile and say they’re the best you’ve seen in a while.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:44 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
Solid melt
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:45 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
I live less than a mile from the stadium and can see it from the front of my neighborhood. We had 1.5 of rain on Thursday , 3.25 Friday and .5 after midnight. You have no clue what you are talking about.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:50 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
3 straight bitch, 9 straight in Death Valley.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:51 pm to Big EZ Tiger
I'm sure there have been plenty of those kinds of threads.
But, I also started a couple of penalty threads myself, and I laid the sarcasm on so heavy it was like cold syrup dripping out of the bottle. Generally speaking, not that many LSU fans realized it was parody, but fans of other teams typically got the joke.
I make fun of stupid Auburn fans all the time. There's a number of self-aware LSU fans here, thankfully. You seem to one of them.
I know football is serious business for some people, but if I'm not laughing about a loss an hour after the game ends then I know I need to take a break. Gus has brought me to that point a couple of times before, but I had zero expectations this year, so I'm just enjoying the ride.
Good luck vs Bama.
But, I also started a couple of penalty threads myself, and I laid the sarcasm on so heavy it was like cold syrup dripping out of the bottle. Generally speaking, not that many LSU fans realized it was parody, but fans of other teams typically got the joke.
I make fun of stupid Auburn fans all the time. There's a number of self-aware LSU fans here, thankfully. You seem to one of them.
I know football is serious business for some people, but if I'm not laughing about a loss an hour after the game ends then I know I need to take a break. Gus has brought me to that point a couple of times before, but I had zero expectations this year, so I'm just enjoying the ride.
Good luck vs Bama.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:52 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
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BleedOrangeBlue
The melt is strong in this one.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:52 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
You should log off for a bit and get outside
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:55 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
this is awesome 
I would expect this from a gump... thought war eagle had more pride than this
I would expect this from a gump... thought war eagle had more pride than this
Posted on 10/27/19 at 3:57 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
The play when Burrow ran in for a TD reminded me of the many heismans I won on NCAA Football. He will more than likely win it.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 4:01 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
Who ties your shoes for you?
This post was edited on 10/27/19 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 10/27/19 at 4:01 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
Sometimes thoughts like these are best to be left in your head and never put out for others to see. At least you have Gus to right the ship. Lol
Posted on 10/27/19 at 4:02 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
Nobody has won it yet for this season.
This post was edited on 10/27/19 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 10/27/19 at 4:03 pm to michael corleone
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I live less than a mile from the stadium and can see it from the front of my neighborhood. We had 1.5 of rain on Thursday , 3.25 Friday and .5 after midnight. You have no clue what you are talking about.
Thank you. That's extremely useful information for the upcoming SEC investigation. Now we know they were even tapping into fire hydrants in residential areas to make sure they could soak the field.
I'd be furious that I was part of the collateral damage if I was you. What if a house had caught on fire in your subdivision Saturday morning and all the hydrants were in use?
We're talking manslaughter charges if that indirectly led to someone's death -- murder if it directly did. People joke about programs getting the death penalty for cheating, but LSU is taking it to extremes when death penalty actually refers to potential criminal charges.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 4:05 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
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There's a strong suspicion that LSU wet the field repeatedly with fire hoses so they could slow down Auburn's pass rush.
For those keeping score at home:
Why auburn lost
[X]Refs
[X]Bo Nix
[X]Gus
[X]Wet field
[X]Bad luck
[X]Refs!!!!!1
[ ]LSU was the better team
Posted on 10/27/19 at 4:06 pm to BleedOrangeBlue
I hear loser in your voice
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