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re: Better Aggy joke
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:25 am to CockCommander
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:25 am to CockCommander
Nah. Just Colombia. Both of them.
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:25 am to WestCoastAg
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I don't believe you
You got me...I live in Lubbock
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:25 am to WestCoastAg
Nah.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:25 am to AggieDub14
An Aggie went in to see his advisor, who said, "I want you to take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asked the Aggie. "Well," said the professor, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a Weed-eater?" "Why, yes, I do," replied the Aggie. "OK," continued the professor, "logic tells me that you have a yard!" "Amazing," gushed the young rube. "And," continued the professor, "since you have a yard, logic tells me that you have a house." "I do! I do!" exclaimed the boy. "And," continued the professor, "if you have a house, you probably have a wife. And, since you have a wife, I conclude that you are a heterosexual." "Gaaaa-lee!" said the Aggie. "That logic is sump'n else!"
He goes outside, and his friend, Buck, asks him what classes he's going to take. "I'm gonna take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asks Buck. "OK," says the Aggie, "I'll give you an example: Do you own a weed-eater?" "Uh, no," relies Buck.
The Aggie pauses a bit and says, "You're QUEER, ain'tcha".
He goes outside, and his friend, Buck, asks him what classes he's going to take. "I'm gonna take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asks Buck. "OK," says the Aggie, "I'll give you an example: Do you own a weed-eater?" "Uh, no," relies Buck.
The Aggie pauses a bit and says, "You're QUEER, ain'tcha".
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:26 am to Rebelgator
Don't tell me that Oxford doesn't offend you with it's armies of white people.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:26 am to Rebelgator
Prude
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 11:27 am
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:27 am to CockCommander
I'm white?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:27 am to WestCoastAg
It's just too much work. I'm on vacation.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:28 am to Rebelgator
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Rebelgator
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Im white
No shite
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:29 am to Nado Jenkins83
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Nado Jenkins83
A better attempt for sure, but is an obviously dated joke that ignores the modern perspective that Aggies are gay themselves.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:29 am to CockCommander
It was a shock to me too.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:29 am to Rebelgator
This one is worse
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:30 am to cardboardboxer
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A better attempt for sure, but is an obviously dated joke that ignores the modern perspective that Aggies are gay themselves.
i only have 2 aggie jokes
the rest are true stories
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:31 am to DBU
Your coach is an actual shrimp boat.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:31 am to Rebelgator
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Your coach is an actual shrimp boat.
frick
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:31 am to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:33 am to cbi8
Prove he isn't.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:33 am to Rebelgator
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Your coach is an actual shrimp boat.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:35 am to WestCoastAg
aggie happy
some sort of relevance achieved
some sort of relevance achieved
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:36 am to lestertheghost
There there wild thang. I would hide behind an alter as well if I was voted the actual worst poster in all of the TD universe
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