re: Best Aggie joke?

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Posted by Drizzt
Two Aggies walked into a bar. A gay bar.

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I'd put money on the fact that way more LSU fans have been toway more gay bars than aggies for two reasons.

1. The aggies are so deep in the closet, they've hit Narnia.

2. And there is no way that you can bar hop in the French Quarter, and not walk into a gay bar without realizing it. Half the dive bars in the quarter not on bourbon st are gay bars, they just don't hang rainbow flags.

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Went with the only one I know clean enough for the board. But was really a set up.

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Screw clean. We want some nice dirty stuff on this board after a long recruiting season.

Here's an oldie but goody and can be applied to pretty much any SEC fanbase, you bigoted P.O.S.s.

A TAMU grad who wanted to get a divorce went to the lawyer office next to the optometrist at his favorite Wal-Mart. He walks in and announces, 'Hey, I need to get one of them dah-vorces I been hearin' about.'

The lawyer said, 'Okay, that's what I do. So first off, do you have any grounds?' The TAMU grad replies, 'Yess, I got 40 acres right outside Waco.'

The lawyer says, 'No, you don't understand. What I'm asking is, do you have a suit?'

The TAMU grad says, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church every single Sunday.'

The lawyer said, 'No, what I mean is, do you got yourself a case?' The TAMU grad points to his green baseball cap and says, 'No, ain't got a Case. I'm a John Deere man.'


So the lawyer said, 'No, what I mean is, do you have a grudge?' The TAMU grad said,'Yessir, I gots me a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer sighs and tries again, 'Does she cheat?' The TAMU grad says, 'Yeah, but so do I. Poker ain't no fun if you don't cheat.'

The lawyer shakes his head and asks, 'Okay, fine. Does your wife beat you or something?' The TAMU grad says, 'Hell, she can't cheat that good."

By now the lawyer is getting really frustrated but tries one last question .So he asks, 'What about how y'all get along. For instance, is your wife a nagger?'

The TAMU grad shakes his head and replies, 'No, but our new baby boy is and that's why I wants a dah-vorce.'

Damn Random.



I can do marital:

An Aggie takes a sheep into his bed room and says " See this is the Pig I make love to when you are not in the mood darling. His wife says "That's a Sheep!" He snaps back at his wife. "What makes you think I was talking to you?"

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Posted by LSU Delts
CCTider

How do you know that?
Are you experienced in that type of action?

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I'm no aggie, and no longer live in Nola, but whenever I got a plate from Verti Marte, I'd walk to the closest bar and get a drink and eat my food. It wasn't until the third time there, when I went to piss and saw some really poster on the wall.

But they sold me mixed drinks for $2.25 and nobody ever made me uncomfortable. So I kept going back rather than eat on the sidewalk outside with the gutter punks.

Haha!

Why do Aggies have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?




So they push back harder.

What do Aggie girls and hockey goalies have in common?

















They both only change their pads once every three periods.