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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:47 pm to Stonehog
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Bert has a thick layer of cheddar and lard that covers his entire body, including his mouth.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:47 pm to scrooster
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Arkansas because they've never won ...... a national championship before.
Well they haven't
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:49 pm to scrooster
Bert will be HC at arky for 5 years. Good times.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:11 pm to hawgndodge
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He said sec championship
No. No he didn't.
*clears throat* Not that I listen to finebaum.... *slowly walks away shifty-eyed*
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:23 pm to WDE24
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The overuse is the joke in that context, but it has lost its humor as well unless executed perfectly.
The problem is with the word "fat" itself.
There are other ways to get the point across.
Bert is chubby.
Bert is plump.
Bert is full-figured.
Bert is pudgy.
Bert is fleshy.
My personal favorite ... Bert is rotund.
Bert is ... well, the gheys probably like to think of him as ample, but that's almost sick.
We could be nice and simply call him hefty.
It is agreed though, that "fat" is overused when referring to Bert.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:24 pm to scrooster
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:25 pm to scrooster
Groot no longer says "I am Groot". Now he says "Bert is fat"
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:27 pm to scrooster
For you art history majors...Bert is Rubenesque.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:29 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
How about just something nice, like Bert is heavyset, or obese even?
Or Bert is elephantine. Saying with the same large mammal theme we could go with "whalelike."
Corpulent maybe?
Or Bert is elephantine. Saying with the same large mammal theme we could go with "whalelike."
Corpulent maybe?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:30 pm to scrooster
He's just big boned.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:31 pm to scrooster
Bert is going to make a below average Culver's franchisee after Arky axes him in two years
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:36 pm to NIH
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They're reaping what they sowed in 2010/11 yet they still use the same material.
Upvote
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:48 pm to craigbiggio
If we're reaping what we sowed then I can't wait to see how sucky auburn is going to be soon.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:50 pm to piggilicious
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He's just big boned.
Bert got all of his bones replaced with cookie dough.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:51 pm to Stonehog
Whats that smell? Beer cheese? oh yeah, its a Bert thread
Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:23 pm to rootisback
Man, Arkansas aged his arse in one year ....
Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:55 pm to scrooster
How many National Championships did he win at UW? He does have a solid job strategy, if he can win at least 1 conference game this year it would be an improvement and noone can say he regressed! 
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