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re: Bert just said he went to Arkansas because they've never won ...
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:23 pm to lsupride87
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:23 pm to lsupride87
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He was referring to an SEC championship.
Then why did he say National Championship?
does he ever fit in at that place..
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:23 pm to scrooster
This is fun. I don't have to wonder what Bret says at any presser because Ranters are poring over every word the man says and breaking it down for me here.
Thanks y'all. This is really convenient. Sorry I am not obsessing over your own coaches and providing you with reciprocal updates.
Thanks y'all. This is really convenient. Sorry I am not obsessing over your own coaches and providing you with reciprocal updates.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:23 pm to beaver
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We are excited that such an elite coach decided to come to Arkansas. Bret will bring the great success he had in the Big 10 to the SEC West and dominate. WilCo will shove it down your throat and up your arse.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Sounds like North Korean rhetoric
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:24 pm to Stonehog
This board is really starting to get awesome...
Bert jokes and continuous threads about him being fat truly add to the substance of this forum.
Keep em coming!
Bert jokes and continuous threads about him being fat truly add to the substance of this forum.
Keep em coming!
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:24 pm to LSUsuperfresh
Arkansas got the most selections.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:25 pm to BamaChemE
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Well yeah... Because it does.
Arkansas 11-0 beat #2 Nebraska and Texas.
Alabama 10-1 with a lose to Texas.
No, it certainly does not.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:26 pm to hawgndodge
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He said sec championship
No he didn't.
Word for word ....
"I left a great situation on unbelievably great terms ... we did a great job there.
I went for a challenge. You know a lot of people do the easy thing every day and we were winning there as good as anybody and I could'uve stayed there for15 or whatever I wanted to do but ummmm I really wanted a challenge. I wanted to go and be a part of the SEC, something that I saw a great opportunity whether people wanna agree with it or not it's been proven to be the place where they've won national championships and I wanted to go to a place where they've never done it. There are very few places where you can go in today's world and do something that's never been done before."
That's word for word.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:26 pm to scrooster
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That's word for word.
Thanks again for being so thorough.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:27 pm to scrooster
Reading that it sounds like he means we've never won one while in the SEC
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:28 pm to beaver
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:29 pm to scrooster
bert gets misunderstood a lot. He was probably just speaking hoganese.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:29 pm to gohogs141
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Reading that it sounds like he means we've never won one while in the SEC
Exactly.
Man, some people are getting desperate.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:31 pm to Stonehog
This board should be renamed, BertRant.com
The head hog is occupying a lot of brain space among SEC fans.
The head hog is occupying a lot of brain space among SEC fans.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:31 pm to Numberwang
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Thanks again for being so thorough.
Would have been easier if Bert would pause for a comma break every now and then ... and if could actually string together a coherent sentence.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:32 pm to PorkSammich
quote:This line is so overused it has lost its effective deflective abilities. Get some new fricking material.
The head hog is occupying a lot of brain space among SEC fans.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:32 pm to PorkSammich
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The head hog is occupying a lot of brain space among SEC fans.
He's occupying a lot of space alright.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:34 pm to PorkSammich
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The head hog is occupying a lot of brain space among SEC fans.
The fat man takes up space wherever he goes!
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:35 pm to beaver
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:36 pm to WDE24
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This line is so overused
Bertisfat.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:37 pm to Numberwang
quote:The overuse is the joke in that context, but it has lost its humor as well unless executed perfectly.
Bertisfat.
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