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re: Bama fan with fake Bama eye
Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:06 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:06 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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It's a deal, and we'll both wear home jerseys
Hot damn. I'll bring the Krystals and you bring the plunger.
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Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:14 pm to Vols&Shaft83
At the age of 12 I had a bike wreck. I lost my left nut. They put a fake left nut in my nut sack so my right nut would not be by its self.
When I turned 24 I had my play left nut replaced with a ball bearing which I had inscribed with "Roll Tide Roll" and then painted Crimson .
My nut sack now has a zipper so I can take my false nut out. Sometimes when I'm at the bar I will buy a cute girl a drink and if she is a looker I sometimes will take my fake nut out and show it off.
Needless to say it is quite the conversation starter.
When I turned 24 I had my play left nut replaced with a ball bearing which I had inscribed with "Roll Tide Roll" and then painted Crimson .
My nut sack now has a zipper so I can take my false nut out. Sometimes when I'm at the bar I will buy a cute girl a drink and if she is a looker I sometimes will take my fake nut out and show it off.
Needless to say it is quite the conversation starter.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:25 pm to Herman Frisco
Apparently this has been going on quite a while.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:28 pm to dbeck
A scripted "A" would be a lot cooler
Posted on 9/8/15 at 6:21 pm to 14&Counting
Mary cannot see what you did there
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