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Auburn Wives are the Best Wives

Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:29 pm
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:29 pm
Forget the chicks dragging chandeliers to the Grove are all the so called beautiful women in Athens, Auburn women really know how to make a man feel like a King
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8433 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:30 pm to
Not as good as German wives.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68504 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:31 pm to
Gus was like "Shut uuuup!"
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:31 pm to
Not bad.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59650 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:31 pm to
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11. Stop making him do shite he doesn’t want to do and go places he doesn’t want to go. Stop with the couples baby showers. Hell, I don’t even like to go to those things. No man wants to go to a baby shower. He didn’t even want to go to the baby shower for his own kids. The person who invented the couples shower should be shot. They have really messed it up for everyone. He also doesn’t want to go to birthday parties for kids he barely knows or weddings for people he has never met. (Functions for people at work are a little different because modern day office politics almost require attendance. However, those events should always have an open bar.) Stop having weddings and functions during big football games, The Masters, opening day of baseball or hunting or whatever else he wants to do. I have a friend who is pregnant. She is due in October. We are having her baby shower on September 13 because that is an open date for Auburn Football. Yes, I schedule things around football and you should too.


Amen
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68504 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:32 pm to
The number one way to "Make your man happy"

1) Make your vagina "On demand"
Posted by bhamtbone
North, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
545 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:33 pm to
I stopped reading at "outkick the coverage".
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Auburn Wives are the Best Wives


yes....i know
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17702 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Gus was like "Shut uuuup!"
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

yes....i know

Didn't know you were part of the fambly
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:42 pm to
Well I have a couple of friends married to Auburn wives that are the complete opposite of that.
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:44 pm to
I feel like these should be common sense but then again girls are not the most rational creatures on earth
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30216 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:44 pm to
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Well I have a couple of friends married to Auburn wives that are the complete opposite of that.





Well I have a couple of friends married to Auburn wives that are "ALL IN" and are game for anything.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

Didn't know you were part of the fambly


im not...i just know that Auburn wives are the best



j/k...i'm actually married to an A&M grad
This post was edited on 4/29/14 at 3:58 pm
Posted by AU03ALUM
Laguna Beach, CA
Member since Jul 2011
2299 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 4:08 pm to
Downvotes? There are guys on here that don't enjoy BJ's. Hmmmm...
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25332 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 4:10 pm to
forwarded to the wife

:acceptingprayers:
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14104 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 5:33 pm to
Damn, I'm impressed. This should be women's declaration for restoring world peace.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 5:37 pm to
And no way in hell that's real.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4445 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 5:53 pm to
AJ McCarron shares your opinion but Jason Dufner seems to think otherwise
Posted by machineguntiger
Member since Apr 2013
156 posts
Posted on 4/29/14 at 5:54 pm to
and the hottest
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