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Auburn is Joel Osteen

Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:15 pm
Posted by hiremikeleach
Member since Dec 2019
4612 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:15 pm
They both spread these positive messages of love and auburn family, but they both are just toxic selfish people. They paint a mirage of who they want to be portrayed but they both misuse state money, one by not paying taxes, the other because their boosters are so unappreciative.

The fans and congregation act like everything is based on the auburn creed or the Bible and spread this message about loving others and being part of the auburn family. While Joel Osteen flys his private jet around the world with his tax free money, auburn boosters make up lies and ruin a mans life because he doesn’t live the way of the cult… I mean auburn family way.

Both of these are just wolves in sheep clothing
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28625 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:16 pm to
*slow clap meme*

Solid analogy.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:16 pm to
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Auburn is Joel Osteen


Hugh Freeze comes to mind, actually. They are a match made in Heaven, and I hope it works out.
Posted by hiremikeleach
Member since Dec 2019
4612 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:19 pm to
Hugh freeze fits auburn like a glove. I can’t wait to see that combo
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17297 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Hugh Freeze comes to mind, actually. They are a match made in Heaven
I hate to say this, but you are correct. But the end result will be Hell.

Someone on the AURant said "AU should make Freezus say no" to which I replied, "I hope they succeed".

If he gets the gig, I'm done.
Posted by Ham And Glass
Member since Nov 2016
1518 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:32 pm to
You clearly don't 'believe in Auburn'

Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4342 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:33 pm to
Dumb analogy.
Posted by MrLahey
The Salty Ham
Member since Dec 2013
773 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:48 pm to
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
11936 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:52 pm to






No thanks
This post was edited on 10/12/22 at 4:54 pm
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:55 pm to
Harsin is not getting fired because of any personal issues. He is getting fired because of his record and his lack of recruiting.


Posted by Referee
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2021
3010 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:57 pm to
Yes, Osteen and Auburn are just about alike. He know anything about coaching football?
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

I hate to say this, but you are correct. But the end result will be Hell. Someone on the AURant said "AU should make Freezus say no" to which I replied, "I hope they succeed". If he gets the gig, I'm done.


Freeze proved he can beat Alabama and win a New Year’s Six game (something Auburn hasn’t done in a decade).

Auburn should be tripping over themselves to land Freeze.
Posted by RockyTop247
Member since Jun 2015
31 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 5:03 pm to
No, dabo olsteen
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105414 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 5:09 pm to
This looks like a worried post over Kiffin being targeted by Auburn.

Settle down, we have to hire an AD first.

Posted by hiremikeleach
Member since Dec 2019
4612 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 5:12 pm to
Deflection is a beautiful way to avoid self reflection
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
11936 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

we have to hire an AD first.


That will not happen first. Can’t have an AD in the way of the Good Ole Baw Gang.

Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 10/12/22 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Hugh Freeze comes to mind, actually. They are a match made in Heaven


He's already at his match made in heaven, working at Jerry Falwell's degree mill
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
4998 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 6:34 pm to
Jesus. Some of you frickers are pathetically sad.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9188 posts
Posted on 10/12/22 at 6:37 pm to
You hate God and Christians. Noted.

Anyway
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