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As The Mud Clears: Observations
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:33 am
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:33 am
A is the first letter in the alphabet. God is the Alpha and Omega of the universe. A Starts with Alabama.
Watching the Alabama vs Wisconsin game, there are some blaring truths about the crimson tide. They are a top 3 team in the nation. Size, Speed, Athleticism, they have it. Your team does not. Alabama has recruited to a level that has propped up the tide to a level of Viking Status. They will over power you until you give up. They are not flashy but consistent.
Auburn University, created by God himself by the Methodist have staked their claim as the top team in the state of Alabama for the 2015 season. Resurrected by a thief on a cross, Cam Newton's reincarnation, Jeremey Johnson looks to ruin the plans of Nick Saban reminiscent of 2010. They devoured their opponent in week one and look to continue their quest for college football supremacy and a playoff spot in 2015.
Miss. State: A lonely peasant in their land, like Moses they were chosen to rise up and take the land of their forefathers in Mississippi. The land is rich with talent and the only thing keeping them from taking their land is the Ole Miss Rebels. Like the divided kingdom. The Southern Kingdom at state has chosen to look to God and get rid of any Idol worship other then their leader.
Ole Miss continues to rule their northern kingdom with several ungodly head coaches over the course of their existence. Tommy Tuberville, Ed Orgeron, and Huston Nutt have lead them astray. Finally a savior has come to the Ole Miss people and declared his authority of Power. Hugh Freeze will lead them out of captivity.
In 1963 a man stood against the holy roman empire and declared, I have a dream. That man now lives in Texas and is coach of the Texas A&M Aggies. He proclaimed that no longer will the Aggies live in destitute. "I have a dream, a dream that young Texans will rise up and rule the SEC." That man was later fired for not fulfilling expectations.
In the Beginning God created Les Miles and he said that he was good. He won 73 percent of his games but one day, Les decided to eat of the forbidden fruit and was cast out of the garden of eden and was never allowed to return to a National Championship.
Watching the Alabama vs Wisconsin game, there are some blaring truths about the crimson tide. They are a top 3 team in the nation. Size, Speed, Athleticism, they have it. Your team does not. Alabama has recruited to a level that has propped up the tide to a level of Viking Status. They will over power you until you give up. They are not flashy but consistent.
Auburn University, created by God himself by the Methodist have staked their claim as the top team in the state of Alabama for the 2015 season. Resurrected by a thief on a cross, Cam Newton's reincarnation, Jeremey Johnson looks to ruin the plans of Nick Saban reminiscent of 2010. They devoured their opponent in week one and look to continue their quest for college football supremacy and a playoff spot in 2015.
Miss. State: A lonely peasant in their land, like Moses they were chosen to rise up and take the land of their forefathers in Mississippi. The land is rich with talent and the only thing keeping them from taking their land is the Ole Miss Rebels. Like the divided kingdom. The Southern Kingdom at state has chosen to look to God and get rid of any Idol worship other then their leader.
Ole Miss continues to rule their northern kingdom with several ungodly head coaches over the course of their existence. Tommy Tuberville, Ed Orgeron, and Huston Nutt have lead them astray. Finally a savior has come to the Ole Miss people and declared his authority of Power. Hugh Freeze will lead them out of captivity.
In 1963 a man stood against the holy roman empire and declared, I have a dream. That man now lives in Texas and is coach of the Texas A&M Aggies. He proclaimed that no longer will the Aggies live in destitute. "I have a dream, a dream that young Texans will rise up and rule the SEC." That man was later fired for not fulfilling expectations.
In the Beginning God created Les Miles and he said that he was good. He won 73 percent of his games but one day, Les decided to eat of the forbidden fruit and was cast out of the garden of eden and was never allowed to return to a National Championship.
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Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:40 am to Mud_Till_May
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Auburn University, created by God himself by the Methodist have staked their claim as the top team in the state of Alabama for the 2015 season. Resurrected by a thief on a cross, Cam Newton's reincarnation, Jeremey Johnson looks to ruin the plans of Nick Saban reminiscent of 2010. They devoured their opponent in week one and look to continue their quest for college football supremacy and a playoff spot in 2015.
Well, it didn't take me long to figure out you didn't watch any games this weekend.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:46 am to Mud_Till_May
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In 1963 a man stood against the holy roman empire and declared, I have a dream. That man now lives in Texas and is coach of the Texas A&M Aggies.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:46 am to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:47 am to blue_morrison
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In 1963 a man stood against the holy roman empire and declared, I have a dream. That man now lives in Texas and is coach of the Texas A&M Aggies.
The bible doesn't mention any great black men in the bible. Give me a break.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:51 am to Mud_Till_May
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The bible doesn't mention any great black men in the bible. Give me a break.
To be fair, the bible doesn't mention any white men either. The bible doesn't mention any specific race.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:53 am to GEAUXmedic
Jews, romans, Egyptians, ect. all kinds of races of people, to be fair just no blacks.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:54 am to Mud_Till_May
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Jews, romans, Egyptians, ect. all kinds of races of people, to be fair just no blacks.
Multiple nationalities, multiple religions, no mention of black or white.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:56 am to Mud_Till_May
What the absolute frick did I just read.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:59 am to Kcoyote
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What the absolute frick did I just read.
You just read the fine literature of Southeastern schools influence on a man with a religious background that has an appreciation for good football.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 2:08 am to Mud_Till_May
Is that what that was?
Posted on 9/8/15 at 2:11 am to Kcoyote
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Is that what that was?
No, that was drunkin jimberish that I thought you guys would enjoy.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:46 am to Mud_Till_May
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A is the first letter in the alphabet. God is the Alpha and Omega of the universe. A Starts with Alabama.
Stopped here
Posted on 9/8/15 at 5:07 am to Mud_Till_May
God told me to stop reading and tell you you're a retard.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 6:19 am to Mud_Till_May
I haz a confusion now.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:06 am to SECdragonmaster
His name is Mud. Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis. His name is Mud and it's always been. 'Cause he's the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen. He dress in blue-yes navy blue. From head to toe he's rather drab except his patent shoes. He make 'em shine, well most the time. 'Cept today his feet are troddin' on by this friend of his. Six foot two and rude as hell. He got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell.
His name is Mud.
His name is Mud.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:12 am to Mud_Till_May
Might be time to get a breathalyzer installed on your keyboard, champ.
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:21 am to Mud_Till_May
jesus is arab
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:23 am to Mud_Till_May
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A Starts with Alabama.
Wat
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:34 am to Mud_Till_May
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Jeremey Johnson looks to ruin the plans of Nick Saban reminiscent of 2010. They devoured their opponent in week one and look to continue their quest for college football supremacy and a playoff spot in 2015.
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