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re: As the Commissioner of the SEC what would you do to change the SEC
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:51 am to Montgomery Hill
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:51 am to Montgomery Hill
1) Alabama can only recruit players from Antarctica or Guam
2) Tom Ritter would be strapped to a hunk of rock and flung into space. If at any future time, gravity or any other forces caused him to come close enough to Earth, launch all the nukes.
3) Any PETA people that bother SEC teams about their mascots get fed to an SEC mascot to be determined by drawing of lots. Non-carnivorous mascots if chosen, may defer to another SEC mascot of their choice.
4) Texas A&M will have their uniform colors changed to white and burnt orange.
2) Tom Ritter would be strapped to a hunk of rock and flung into space. If at any future time, gravity or any other forces caused him to come close enough to Earth, launch all the nukes.
3) Any PETA people that bother SEC teams about their mascots get fed to an SEC mascot to be determined by drawing of lots. Non-carnivorous mascots if chosen, may defer to another SEC mascot of their choice.
4) Texas A&M will have their uniform colors changed to white and burnt orange.
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Posted on 7/5/17 at 10:07 am to Montgomery Hill
Ten necessary steps the SEC must take or a certain school will consider leaving the SEC and joining the Big 12. Once the rest of the SEC realizes this threat is deadly serious, they will institute these changes immediately.
1. Fire all the SEC qualified refs, hire replacements from LHSAA, train them to call holding on any team with the color red on their jerseys, but otherwise tell them to "keep it fair (wink wink) just keep it fair;"
2. Move the SEC headquarters to New Orleans, make Edwin Edwards commish of SEC.. er.. no, that would open up the possibility of high bidder... so make Dr. Billy Cannon comish.
3. Restructure the SEC bringing in new teams and making the Divisions as follows:
- SEC Tiger Division: LSU; Missouri; ULL; Univ Southern Mississippi; Vanderbilt; Miss State; Kentucky; South Carolina.
- SEC Outlander Division: Alabama; Auburn; aTm; Mississippi; Arkansas; Tennessee; Georgia; Florida.
4. Make new rule - if any hurricane is anywhere in the world when LSU is scheduled to play an away SEC game, the game is automatically moved to Tiger Stadium. The moved game is not counted as an LSU home game.
5. No one is allowed to use the term "corn dog,"
If any fan or supporter or sidewalker, or anyone from any state uses the term "corn dog," the team from that State is deamed to have forfeited to LSU. Disrespect is not to be tolerated and the term "corn dog" is hurtful to so many people.
6. Dodge Chargers and Challangers are not allowed to be driven in any state in the SEC except Louisiana.
7. No players who played high school football in Louisiana are allowed to play for teams in any other State. Treason is a serious criminal and personal violation. Sfter the people of the State of Louisiana have paid for these players to play high school football, they must play for a school in Louisiana.
8. Criminal charges against football players filed in Louisiana are null and void. Criminal, Civil, or fatuitous legal charges filed in any other SEC state are to be assumed to be true, except about players from Louisiana who are not traitors to the State.
9. All SEC teams except those whose campus is within 10 miles of the Mississippi River will be required to play four power 5 OOC games. Because of threat of Mississippi river floods, teams with campuses next to the river can schedule FCS schools or even high schools as necessary.
10. There will be no SEC conference championship game. The SEC champion will be determine by SEC record, first tie-break will be based on Alphabetic order beginning with letter "L," wrapping around.
1. Fire all the SEC qualified refs, hire replacements from LHSAA, train them to call holding on any team with the color red on their jerseys, but otherwise tell them to "keep it fair (wink wink) just keep it fair;"
2. Move the SEC headquarters to New Orleans, make Edwin Edwards commish of SEC.. er.. no, that would open up the possibility of high bidder... so make Dr. Billy Cannon comish.
3. Restructure the SEC bringing in new teams and making the Divisions as follows:
- SEC Tiger Division: LSU; Missouri; ULL; Univ Southern Mississippi; Vanderbilt; Miss State; Kentucky; South Carolina.
- SEC Outlander Division: Alabama; Auburn; aTm; Mississippi; Arkansas; Tennessee; Georgia; Florida.
4. Make new rule - if any hurricane is anywhere in the world when LSU is scheduled to play an away SEC game, the game is automatically moved to Tiger Stadium. The moved game is not counted as an LSU home game.
5. No one is allowed to use the term "corn dog,"
If any fan or supporter or sidewalker, or anyone from any state uses the term "corn dog," the team from that State is deamed to have forfeited to LSU. Disrespect is not to be tolerated and the term "corn dog" is hurtful to so many people.
6. Dodge Chargers and Challangers are not allowed to be driven in any state in the SEC except Louisiana.
7. No players who played high school football in Louisiana are allowed to play for teams in any other State. Treason is a serious criminal and personal violation. Sfter the people of the State of Louisiana have paid for these players to play high school football, they must play for a school in Louisiana.
8. Criminal charges against football players filed in Louisiana are null and void. Criminal, Civil, or fatuitous legal charges filed in any other SEC state are to be assumed to be true, except about players from Louisiana who are not traitors to the State.
9. All SEC teams except those whose campus is within 10 miles of the Mississippi River will be required to play four power 5 OOC games. Because of threat of Mississippi river floods, teams with campuses next to the river can schedule FCS schools or even high schools as necessary.
10. There will be no SEC conference championship game. The SEC champion will be determine by SEC record, first tie-break will be based on Alphabetic order beginning with letter "L," wrapping around.
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 10:10 am
Posted on 7/5/17 at 10:14 am to Jacknola
And no more pick plays in championship games 
Posted on 7/5/17 at 10:18 am to SECFan413
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1. Adopt NFL style timing rules...sick of 4+ hour long games
Yes! I'm glad someone brought this up. These long games probably then themselves to more injuries as well from tired play.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 10:40 am to Montgomery Hill
1. No, why punish for being excellent recruiters
2. No, what would a move accomplish?
3. No, but install rotating division where you play different teams. Would be fun to watch on every 5th year or so
4. No, we like beating them in football
5. Who cares
2. No, what would a move accomplish?
3. No, but install rotating division where you play different teams. Would be fun to watch on every 5th year or so
4. No, we like beating them in football
5. Who cares
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:10 am to Montgomery Hill
Beer sold in every stadium!
Posted on 7/5/17 at 5:21 pm to DannyB
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DannyB
As the Commissioner of the SEC what would you do to change the SEC
9 game conference schedule that would involve all members of the Big 6 having to play each other every season.
& please create a schedule for all 14 schools showing how that'll work!
Posted on 7/5/17 at 5:23 pm to Chitter Chatter
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Chitter Chatter
As the Commissioner of the SEC what would you do to change the SEC
Permanent cross divisional opponents aren't going away as long as Auburn, Bama, and Tennessee aren't in the same division. UA/TN will always be played as will UA/AU.... and probably AU/GA. Why is the state of Alabama causing all of these problems???
If you split TN/Vandy, then THEY WILL be each other's cross-div. opponent.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 5:50 pm to PurpleandGeauld
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PurpleandGeauld
3) Any PETA people that bother SEC teams about their mascots get fed to an SEC mascot to be determined by drawing of lots. Non-carnivorous mascots if chosen, may defer to another SEC mascot of their choice.
Who exactly is "non-carnivorous"? Maybe Alabama because I don't believe elephants ever eat meat. SC - chickens eat grain, so guess that's 2.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 5:55 pm to southernboisb
Chickens will eat anything you throw in their coop even another chicken when it dies
I wouldn't say they are a herbivore
I wouldn't say they are a herbivore
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 7/5/17 at 6:15 pm to East Coast Band
Send Auburn to the east.
Let Auburn keep Bama as crossover rival.
Let Auburn keep Bama as crossover rival.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:13 pm to Montgomery Hill
I also think they eat worms, so......
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:30 pm to PurpleandGeauld
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3) Any PETA people that bother SEC teams about their mascots get fed to an SEC mascot to be determined by drawing of lots. Non-carnivorous mascots if chosen, may defer to another SEC mascot of their choice.
I like this one.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:28 pm to Montgomery Hill
1) Move the SEC office to Atlanta and remove all the Bama brown-nosers that work there. (seriously...it's fricking sick.)
2) Have a weather-clause with a mutually agreed upon Plan-B site before all games (as part of the SEC meetings) No more of this LSU-UF bullshite.
3) No more 11AM games...period.
4) Release the players from their scholarships immediately if a coaching change takes place. it's silly that a player has to sit out a year.
5) Have an independent firm agreed upon by the schools with investigators who have no ties to the southeast or the schools to routinely investigate recruiting practices and booster groups.
2) Have a weather-clause with a mutually agreed upon Plan-B site before all games (as part of the SEC meetings) No more of this LSU-UF bullshite.
3) No more 11AM games...period.
4) Release the players from their scholarships immediately if a coaching change takes place. it's silly that a player has to sit out a year.
5) Have an independent firm agreed upon by the schools with investigators who have no ties to the southeast or the schools to routinely investigate recruiting practices and booster groups.
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