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re: Arkansas, we have an official name for our "rivalry".
Posted on 11/5/14 at 2:59 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
Posted on 11/5/14 at 2:59 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
And its pronounced: "Bat-tay-een-ay". Batteline.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:02 pm to Numberwang
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Fans of both schools are encouraged to stay tuned for more exciting news regarding how the Battle Line Rivalry will be contested in a variety of ways in the near future.
Look out. There will be competing blood donation drives and such, in case your hate wasn't already at a fever pitch.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:04 pm to Numberwang
I hear in Missouri you can only trout fish part of the year! 
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:07 pm to Team Vote
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Battle for the Golden Meth Pipe
That's funny!
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:19 pm to bisley45
Arkansas has way better mountains than Missouri. The highest point in Arkansas is over 2,700 ft and the lowest point is 55 ft.
Missouri's highest point is a paltry 1,700 feet and its lowest point is 230 ft.
Suck on that, flatlanders.
Missouri's highest point is a paltry 1,700 feet and its lowest point is 230 ft.
Suck on that, flatlanders.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:21 pm to Remote Controlled
Queer. Quite queer
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:22 pm to Hog on the Hill
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Arkansas has way better mountains than Missouri. The highest point in Arkansas is over 2,700 ft and the lowest point is 55 ft. Missouri's highest point is a paltry 1,700 feet and its lowest point is 230 ft. Suck on that, flatlanders.
Our lowest point is higher than your lowest point. That's what makes our meth so much better. Meth cooked at a lower altitude yields less battery acid byproduct resulting in a less powerful crank.
So, we win.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:23 pm to Remote Controlled
The Charmin Giants Bowl
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:28 pm to Remote Controlled
Why do we have a rivalry name when we haven't even played each other in the SEC yet. so dumb
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:30 pm to Hubbhogg
Gong, new name needed.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:31 pm to Remote Controlled
I was hoping for White River Rubdown.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:36 pm to Hubbhogg
ARE YOU FORGETTING THE SIX TIMES WE HAVE PLAYED EACH OTHER ALREADY IN HISTORY? (OK MAYBE NOT SIX, BUT A HANDFUL OF TIMES INCLUDING THREE TIMES SINCE WORLD WAR 2?)
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:37 pm to Numberwang
Man, I'll never forget those games.
Just fricking epic dude.
EPIC!
Just fricking epic dude.
EPIC!
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:38 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
We already have Macadoodles. It's owned by a Springdale family that has a liquor store cabal.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:38 pm to Numberwang
I, for one, have always looked forward to our games against Missouri and am extremely hyped for what will surely be...
ok frick it I can't do it. This shite is beyond forced and lame.
ok frick it I can't do it. This shite is beyond forced and lame.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:42 pm to Drewbie
I hated having to drive to Missouri to buy Powerall tickets. Then we got the lottery.
I hated having to drive to Missouri to buy beer on Sunday, then Springdale and Tontitown went Sunday-wet.
I hated having to drive to Missouri to buy beer on Sunday, then Springdale and Tontitown went Sunday-wet.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:51 pm to bayou2003
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"Shelter got its start in Missouri and Arkansas, so our roots are deep in these two states," said Rick Means, President and CEO of the Shelter Insurance Companies. "We hope that this new rivalry will be a fun new tradition for college football fans in both states."
Kinda embarrassing if Shelter is the sponsor and not Wal Mart.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 4:03 pm to Remote Controlled
Holy shite, that's terrible.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 4:13 pm to Remote Controlled
Shelter Insurance is a great sponsor! And I guess Prof T from Tennessee was wrong about CBS
Posted on 11/5/14 at 4:19 pm to Remote Controlled
Does the Georgia "G" Flag on the field symbolize both teams getting curb stomped by UGA already this year?
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