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Posted on 6/30/13 at 1:08 pm to DCRebel
All I know is the compliance office better be ready. Incarcerated Bob, BeastMan, and Coachass34 are bringing 'IT'.
'ITs coming, ITs coming, hide yo wife, kids, and doggie cause ITs coming.' DEM DAMN TSUN REBEARS R GOIN DOWWNN... any day now
'ITs coming, ITs coming, hide yo wife, kids, and doggie cause ITs coming.' DEM DAMN TSUN REBEARS R GOIN DOWWNN... any day now
Posted on 6/30/13 at 1:40 pm to Heresaucer
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I'm starting to feel sorry for this dude. Can't you guys just pretend he has inside info that could destroy OM Athletics, and that OM compliance is about to send Dog the Bounty Hunter to silence him?
I guess we could, but that is no fun at all. 
Posted on 6/30/13 at 2:10 pm to DCRebel
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Enjoy y'all!
That shite was hilarious. I doubt more than half of that shite is true, but it's still enjoyable. That fat frick didn't have sex with a 22 year old teacher, didn't go through a "helluva lot" of women, didn't beat anybody's arse, etc. I don't doubt his wife left his assistant high school coaching arse high and dry though.
Now, he's married to a woman with a stripper name and stuffing his kid in a MSU football helmet for baby pics.
Posted on 6/30/13 at 2:14 pm to 17theBears
WTF did I just read? This post was edited on 6/30/13 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 6/30/13 at 2:28 pm to 17theBears
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Now, he's married to a woman with a stripper name and stuffing his kid in a MSU football helmet for baby pics.
don't forget the clit-dick.
Posted on 6/30/13 at 2:40 pm to 17theBears
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December, 2003- I waited a week and let all this marinate. Then rounded up 2 of my coaches and went to see the guy. I walked right into his office and I proceeded to beat his arse in front of a Grenada judge- thru it all I'm hollering "You got something for meeeee....you got something for meeee". My coaches were keeping everybody else out of his office to let me have my time- but finally this guy that was about 6'5-300 bear hugged me from behind and dragged me out of there...They called the police and we loaded up and got out of there after a Soprano-style beating. I went back to the school- I had to run the clock for the basketball games. They were waiting on me to start the JV game- I had to go wash the blood off my hands first. The basketball coach loves telling that story. A buddy told me he saw the guy 4-5 days later- his face was still purple.
Posted on 6/30/13 at 2:57 pm to pankReb
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don't forget the clit-dick.
The man is comedy gold and doesn't even realize it.
Posted on 6/30/13 at 3:59 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Please tell me you're not that big of a dumbass that you would associate or even believe anything this dipshit is saying.
I talked to bob this morning. Prepare thy anus.
Oh, DC, beastman is a poster on here. I will not reveal his name. And I can confirm that coach34 is indeed fat.
This post was edited on 6/30/13 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:16 pm to DCRebel
lolz
Fired Jr High Coach????
Miserable human being?
I simply told a story of divorce on SPS. I still left alot out, it's pretty epic. But I dont mind telling a story like that because I'm very secure in who I am, and a very happy person. Statistically, 50% married women cheat, and I'm betting it's even higher than that. Luckily I caught mine and handled it- many of you, like DC, have your g/f or wife cheating on you and you have no idea it's even going on. Your woman is giving blowjobs in a supply closet at work then coming home and kissing you smack in the mouth- much like DC's chick does everyday. One can only hope he is lucky enough to figure it out one day.
But back to the topic:
I was asked to prove Steve got an email. I texted him and he did a shot of it and put it on twitter.
So, when proved to be right- you bitches get sandin vagina as usual and start all the name calling and bullshite. Of course, it's the only thing you know how to do.
As I said- go suck a clitdick and stfu
Fired Jr High Coach????
Miserable human being?
I simply told a story of divorce on SPS. I still left alot out, it's pretty epic. But I dont mind telling a story like that because I'm very secure in who I am, and a very happy person. Statistically, 50% married women cheat, and I'm betting it's even higher than that. Luckily I caught mine and handled it- many of you, like DC, have your g/f or wife cheating on you and you have no idea it's even going on. Your woman is giving blowjobs in a supply closet at work then coming home and kissing you smack in the mouth- much like DC's chick does everyday. One can only hope he is lucky enough to figure it out one day.
But back to the topic:
I was asked to prove Steve got an email. I texted him and he did a shot of it and put it on twitter.
So, when proved to be right- you bitches get sandin vagina as usual and start all the name calling and bullshite. Of course, it's the only thing you know how to do.
As I said- go suck a clitdick and stfu
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:21 pm to DCRebel
That's an amazing story
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:24 pm to CoonassBulldog
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I simply told a story of divorce on SPS.
Yeah, because your badass tales of your coaching the spread offense are totally relevant to your divorce.
You were trying to get your e-buddies to think you're cool, Coonass. Just embrace your inner assbag.
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So, when proved to be right- you bitches get sandin vagina as usual and start all the name calling and bullshite. Of course, it's the only thing you know how to do.
You act as if we'd act any differently if you'd have said something else. You make it too easy.
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:26 pm to CoonassBulldog
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suck a clitdick
Oh the irony
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:26 pm to DCRebel
Holy shite
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:27 pm to 17theBears
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Now, he's married to a woman with a stripper name and stuffing his kid in a MSU football helmet for baby pics.
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:28 pm to Tds & Beer
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Oh, DC, beastman is a poster on here. I will not reveal his name.
Stom
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:29 pm to Whereisomaha
BOOM
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:30 pm to DCRebel
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Yeah, because your badass tales of your coaching the spread offense are totally relevant to your divorce. You were trying to get your e-buddies to think you're cool, Coonass. Just embrace your inner assbag.
Best thread ever
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:31 pm to Whereisomaha
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Best thread ever
This x1000
Posted on 6/30/13 at 4:33 pm to UMRealist
I'm impressed junior high school kids are capable of running the spread with a mentally handicapped offensive coordinator.
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