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Anyone else have a Bert boner?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:32 pm
I for one am very excited to see Bert headlining the event tomorrow. You guys think Spurrier rustled jimmies today? You ain't seen nothing yet.
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:35 pm to Jon Ham
That's a very uncomfortable pic
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:35 pm to Jon Ham
Bert is fat as frick
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:35 pm to Jon Ham
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You ain't seen nothing yet
Neither has Bert since he eclipsed the 300 mark
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:37 pm to Jon Ham
Always
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:38 pm to Jon Ham
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Anyone else have a Bert boner?
Slowly looks down and checks shorts.
Nope, but thanks for asking.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:38 pm to Jon Ham
I'm going to dvr it, I'm confident he'll give the upside down horns 
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:39 pm to Jon Ham
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Bert boner
I might, but I have no way of knowing for sure since I'm not able to see it.
:rimshot:
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:39 pm to Stuttgart Tiger
You have to look to know if you have a boner? What kind of robot are you? Can't you feel whether or not you have a boner?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:41 pm to Jon Ham
I bet your choking that chicken and blowing your load all over berts face on your cell phone screen right now aren't ya?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:41 pm to Gradual_Stroke
It was more of a piss hard than a Bert boner.
Just got back from the pisser. I'm all good now.
Just got back from the pisser. I'm all good now.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:43 pm to Stuttgart Tiger
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a piss hard
Wat
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:45 pm to Jon Ham
Should be merged with SEC Storied thread.
I kid.
I kid.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:46 pm to Gradual_Stroke
You've never had to pee so bad you get a boner? What are you, a woman?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:46 pm to Gradual_Stroke
He had to piss and therefore had a boner, it had nothing to do with Bert
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:50 pm to Jon Ham
When's the last time Bert saw his boner?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:52 pm to Stuttgart Tiger
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Nope, but thanks for asking.
You have a Saban semi, don't you? Figures.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:01 pm to CNB
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You've never had to pee so bad you get a boner? What are you, a woman?
Tear him up for never having been awaken by a piss hard.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 8:03 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:03 pm to CNB
No, that's literally never happened to me. Americans are weird.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:04 pm to Jon Ham
Schwingin'- figuratively.
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