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Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:59 pm to
Posted by MercerBears
Grenada
Member since Jan 2015
685 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:59 pm to
actually i go to jrs alot and last time i slip a chicken head some thing was my boodan in ur moms cracklin after lsu game game but gotta woman now so u tell her ray the ripper say sorry

Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:00 pm to
quote:

Just sent him a text. He refused to take the breathalyzer after having a 6 pack while fricking his girl and proceeding to drive home. AK doesn't care. He said he'll probably miss the opener and have to do extra running. Marshall Henderson got caught with yay & herb and only missed three OOC games and the first SEC game. This is a non issue


Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17448 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

actually i go to jrs alot and last time i slip a chicken head some thing was my boodan in ur moms cracklin after lsu game game but gotta woman now so u tell her ray the ripper say sorry


This one is too complicated. Can you help me translate TA?
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26506 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:09 pm to
Indeed, friend.

He goes to Jakes and Rips a lot and the last time he went and slipped a whore something it was actually his dick in Oxford's mom's crackling vagina. He has a girlfriend now so please tell Oxford's mom that Roy is sorry for not being a repeat offender.
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6223 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by Oxford
Memphis, TN
Member since Nov 2013
1921 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:11 pm to
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17448 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:11 pm to
It was right there in front of me the whole time. How could I not see it?
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26506 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:13 pm to
It comes with time and context.

Roy is a real treasure and is one of my favorite posters on tRant. Every now and again he'll actually engage me in a conversation and it is always uproarious.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98930 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:16 pm to
shite. They might get us in OT this time now. Didn't Marshall go HAM after his arrest?
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

grenadas good town but k yall think cuz yall got shite food plus drivin ur daddy 2002 beemer make yall bettern us think again we run delta hope yall comin this year cuz after yall get dak rapin in arse im jappin a hole gotdam flock u wale shirt wearin pussys

Posted by MercerBears
Grenada
Member since Jan 2015
685 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:23 pm to
one day u maybe next dicky scrugg and u gonna look backin say stupid mercers lesson teach me alot

still hate a gotdam lawyer
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 11:25 pm
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
5404 posts
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:27 am to
This thread became fricking gold. Thank you Mercer
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26506 posts
Posted on 7/28/15 at 6:03 am to
I already told you that you get one free year of legal services.

You're the best brah.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17448 posts
Posted on 7/28/15 at 6:09 am to
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:18 am to
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UGA this offseason is feeling so damn nice


Sigh, not for me, the Annual uga tpos thread has been quiet for 6 months, it looks like y'all have a totally tpos-free program now and nobody is going to get arrested this offseason.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8175 posts
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:20 am to
This thread has served as a reminder of how weird people from Mississippi are. Been out of Ole Miss for so long that I had kinda forgotten.
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