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re: Anonymous SEC coach talks about Bret Bielema

Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by Porcine Human
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:39 pm to
Thank you for your input
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17816 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:39 pm to
No he wouldn't his fat arse would get winded talking trash.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36003 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:42 pm to
Bert at Wisconsin



Bert at Arkansas



I bet Bert's body definitely regrets the move.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:47 pm to
His wife certainly does
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59456 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

In Bert's third season (2015):

Arkansas beat and/or finished with a better conference record than the following teams:

3rd season huh? You are reaching for that ray of sunshine considering his other 3 seasons at a 5-19 record.

Every year you can expect Bert to beat a good team only to follow it up with a horrendous loss or vice versa.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
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Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:52 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/18/17 at 5:53 pm
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11296 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:01 pm to
Bert is fat
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30598 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:07 pm to
Since the beginning of the Trump administration, I've slowly become disenchanted with "anonymous sources". It's easy to run that dick-sucker about somebody from the shadows...chickenshit, too.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13197 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Captain fricking Obvious - Bert is fat

Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80018 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:34 pm to
Wisconsin refused to increase his budget so that he could compete against other schools to retain his assistants from what I've heard.

That coupled with the fact that Barry Alvarez' shadow would always be over him probably prompted his decision to leave.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6977 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:52 pm to
Way to spin that 8-5 season. Sailing.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15391 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

I'm always suspicious about these quotes, not that I disagree with these in particular. If they just made them up, who would know?



your editor
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11296 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:14 pm to
Awe pig you fat too?
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

That coupled with the fact that Barry Alvarez' shadow would always be over him probably prompted his decision to leave.


Didn't Alvarez choose to step in and coach the bowl game instead of naming an interim HC? What a dick
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Anonymous SEC coach talks about Bret Bielema


Fake news.

Nothing credible about this sauce as it's anonymous.

shite in your hat, douchey milquetoast coach.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16185 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:39 pm to
Love that Bert is getting the Double Family size tortilla chip bag and washing them down with the "diet" Pepsi.

Logic.
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:06 pm to
I hope they never quote Coach O as the "anonymous" coach. I can just hear it:

"Oh that receiver is slippier than a nutria rat!"

Hmm...wonder which "anonymous" coach that was?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260190 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:16 pm to
These anonymous quotes pop up every year. I don't believe they're real
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 11:42 pm to
So Arkansas has a 5-3 conference record in 2015 en route to a 8-5 overall record with losses to Toledo and Texas Tech and that's the high water mark for Bert?

Okay.

I guess we can expect him to play out his contract.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 11:55 pm to
Now that is how you reel them in
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