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re: annual tradition "The season is almost here haiku thread" Tee off on Cajunbama

Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:03 pm to
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4310 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:03 pm to
Alabama like
Trump building biggest best wall
tired of winning
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:04 pm to
Not since ninety-eight
Has Tenn been worth half a shite
Tenn sucks so much arse
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

Dude, you taking this a little serious for some reason. I don't care if they anchor this or not. These threads are usual fun.


I've just been joking
Though your mom does need kegels
She's like Hope Solo
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:04 pm to
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:04 pm to
Iceweiner was
Once told, shite in one hand and,,,
He did it. shite hands.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:08 pm to
Haiku has confused
Cajun lost his confidence
Summer sun brings hope
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

Decker



Poet laureate. Dude breaux.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36353 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:10 pm to
Alaaa
Bamaaaa
Sucks
This post was edited on 8/17/16 at 11:12 pm
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:12 pm to
in this thread we see
that bad poetry abounds
offseason please end
Posted by HolographicCharizard
Nashville
Member since Jul 2016
1979 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:13 pm to
That's pretty wretched. Night, fellas
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3435 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:13 pm to
A new quarterback
Thrives when given Freshwater
Saban smiles again
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:13 pm to
Old Money can't count
Cajun, so not surprising
Counting to six, soon
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

The mangled Gus bus
Will they sell pieces online
Like the dead oak trees

A mighty fall wind
The pigskin travels backwards
Jeremy Johnson

Steele melts in the sun
The high school bus is totaled
Empty Waffle House


Props!!! Pretty damn good!!
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:15 pm to
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36353 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:15 pm to
5
7
5

Go frick yourself

Also, I'm not Cajun you yankee
This post was edited on 8/17/16 at 11:16 pm
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:17 pm to
Buttchuggers rejoice
In the offseason. Fall brings
despair. Lyle. Failure.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37520 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:17 pm to
As November ends
Like corndogs in peanut oil
Boosters fry Les Miles
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:22 pm to
Silence is broken
Tears echo off concrete
Death Valley Novembers

Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:24 pm to
Good night sweet prince breaux
The sand man calls my name now
Shift at McD's soon.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:33 pm to
Off-season hopes dead
Wall collapses brick by brick
Navy ousts Captain
This post was edited on 8/17/16 at 11:34 pm
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