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re: annual tradition "The season is almost here haiku thread" Tee off on Cajunbama

Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:15 pm to
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37521 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:15 pm to
As November ends
Aggie goes undefeated
Corndogs cry and weep
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46611 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:17 pm to
Last time Bama lost
To Tenn, iPhones were not real
Tenn fricking sucks arse
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4310 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:21 pm to
Who oh who will cry
For the little corn doggie
A 6 is no good
Posted by tennvol
Member since Nov 2014
2495 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:24 pm to
Cajunbama is
the gay flower that you know,
may God forgive him!



Bammer football is,

the engineered weapon a,

devil brought us!
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

A fragile flower
Like the dreams of LSU
Dies in November






References nature and time of year.
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5472 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:26 pm to
Take a lap
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Saban, Freshwater
Do it again, and again
SECs daddy



Down vote for using the term daddy. Since Aggies started using it, it now has a weird creepy gay vibe. Please think of something original. Preferably not something someone would hear while tied up in a rape dungeon.
Posted by tennvol
Member since Nov 2014
2495 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

Take a lap




Care to explain, I am not smart enough to understand.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:29 pm to
Booger runs for most
Of his yards against defense
That are dog shite tier
This post was edited on 8/17/16 at 10:35 pm
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4310 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:30 pm to
these threads always make me spit out my coffee
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:30 pm to
Posted by tennvol
Member since Nov 2014
2495 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Booger runs for most
Of his yards against defenses
That are dog shite tier


You messed up in the second verse, it is supposed to be 5-7-5!
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:31 pm to
You know you're hated
When Bama fans turn on you
Your mom needs kegels









Might as well join in on the fun.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

A fragile flower
Like the dreams of LSU
Dies in November


This might be one of the best I've ever seen on this board. Well fricking done.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:33 pm to
Haiku thread super
Serious for CCtide
You try stoner breaux
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

You messed up in the second verse, it is supposed to be 5-7-5!



frick it. I quit. Y'all win.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25487 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:35 pm to
hg is a black pot
calling cajun bama a kettle
Bama has ruined him
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:35 pm to
Better hide your wife
Keep your daughter out of sight
Freshwater is single
Posted by tennvol
Member since Nov 2014
2495 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

cajunbama is North Alabama Cracker frick yourself OP


just perfect!
This post was edited on 8/17/16 at 10:38 pm
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:37 pm to
Trolling can be fun
Wit and tact go a long way
Too bad you have none
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